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abeuscher

40 Alameda, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm some guy. I work at some place. I have a cat. You know what I mean.
What I’m doing with my life
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Web janitor
I’m really good at
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Making waffles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My unerring sense of style and panache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Rabbit, Skunk, and the Scary Rock
Movies: Mannequin II : On The Move
TV: KIDS Incorporated
Music: Aha, Kajagoogoo, Bananarama
Food: Any food that isn't white and creamy (mayo, sour cream, tartar sauce, wood glue, etc.)
The six things I could never do without
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1. Pineapple
2. Books
3. Friends
4. My cat (I'm not a cat person but I like mine)
5. Smoothies
6. Sunglasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be more like Buckaroo Banzai.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday night is pudding night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My cat is kind of a douche bag.
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You have gum and feel like sharing.

You want to talk about how much dating sucks.

You still go see movies in the theater because it's fun.

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