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abeuscher

39 M Alameda, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm some guy. I work at some place. I have a cat. You know what I mean.

Apologies for the link bait that leads here from at everyfuckingwebsite.com. My dance card's been a little slim since I moved to the Bay. The number of straight men from other countries that now visit this profile is punishment enough, I feel.
I’m really good at
Making waffles.
The first things people usually notice about me
My unerring sense of style and panache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Rabbit, Skunk, and the Scary Rock
Movies: Mannequin II : On The Move
TV: KIDS Incorporated
Music: Aha, Kajagoogoo, Bananarama
Food: Any food that isn't white and creamy (mayo, sour cream, tartar sauce, wood glue, etc.)
The six things I could never do without
1. Pineapple
2. Books
3. Friends
4. My cat (I'm not a cat person but I like mine)
5. Smoothies
6. Sunglasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be more like Buckaroo Banzai.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday night is pudding night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My cat is kind of a douche bag.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have gum and feel like sharing.