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abicron

26 / M / straight / Single

Dallas, Texas

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Smarter Than The Average Bear

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
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Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My Self-Summary

Where to start? I'm a Cancer, I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. My hobbies include horses and mass genocide.

I'm kidding!

I don't like horses.

In reality, I'm a sarcastic guy who enjoys a good vodka from time to time. I'm teaching myself to play the guitar ever so slowly. I love watching sports and I'm a huge fan of the Houston Astros. I want to take up archery next summer. I'm also an atheist so if you have a problem with that, don't even bother messaging me.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm an artist for a game development company. Eventually, I'd love to go back to finish my masters degree and perhaps get a PhD.

I'm also in training to be a super villain.

I’m really good at

I'm fairly rad at Rock Band and Rock Band 2. I'm also really good at getting a spontaneous party together on pretty much any random night of the week. I like to think I excel at making people laugh. I did stand up comedy for a while, and though it went over pretty well, I just didn't have the time to commit that I wanted to. Hopefully I'll be able to get started up again soon.

It is highly likely that I would kick your ass at beer pong.

The first things people usually notice about me

It used to be my feauxhawk, but now it's probably my sense of humor - I find that it's always time for a good laugh, no matter the circumstances. Sometimes that gets me into some trouble...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books:
Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Origins by Neil deGrasse Tyson
The Nightwatch Series by Sergei Lukyanenko

Movies:
The Sandlot
Nightmare Before Christmas
Super Troopers
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Citizen Kane
March of the Penguins - yeah, that's right.

Music (among many, many more bands):
A Perfect Circle, Alkaline Trio, Agnostic Front, Andrew W. K., Anti-Flag, The Aquabats, The Ataris, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, Daft Punk, Deftones, Flight of the Conchords, Flobots, Flogging Molly, Frank Sinatra, From Autumn to Ashes, Greydon Square, Incubus, Killswitch Engage, Louis Armstrong, Ludacris, Mastodon, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Misfits, Monster Taco, Morcheeba, Mutemath, NOFX, No Use For a Name, Orbital, Opeth, Radiohead, Reel Big Fish, Rise Against, Shadows Fall, Slayer, Smashing Pumpkins, The Street Dogs, Streetlight Manifesto, Sublime, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Tool, Weezer, Whole Wheat Bread

Food:
Chicken - I could seriously eat chicken for the rest of my life. I'm also a beer connoisseur.

The six things I could never do without

Freethought, independence, my friends, Facebook, a calendar, and probably a recording of Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World." There's no song in the world that can calm me down like that one can.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to make interactive media into an established art form, astrophysics, and what songs I should put on this month's mix c.d.

On a typical Friday night I am

Either hosting or going to a party of some sort. I enjoy my weekends properly.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I used to admit that I had Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bed sheets up until I was 23, but it turns out that was slightly embarrassing.

Instead I'll offer up the fact that I have a man crush on Jack Black. I think our bromance would be epic.

You should message me if

If you found my self summary humorous or if you have a desire to message me for whatever reason.

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