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abienormal

25 / F / straight / Single

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am sarcastic, gutter-minded, and awesome.

My Self-Summary

I graduated a few years ago with a degree in Biology. I have a job using my degree but I really don't think it's what I want to do. I live in a great space in a great neighborhood that I don't ever want to leave.

I love music and thrive off punk and ska. I'm not going to say I hate rap or I hate country cause I know there will be the time I totally contradict myself and sing Carrie Underwood at karaoke night.

I LOVE BASEBALL. I love the sights and sounds of games. I love being a fan. I love the game. My dream is to see a game in all of the parks. I'm not even close to reaching my goal, only having seen a game in 2 and touring a third. I'm a huge phils fan, and have been from birth. I've been averaging 20 plus games a season since I could walk. All those years where they were 30 games behind the Braves...yep I was there. None of this "Oh they opened a new stadium; I'm gonna go check it out" or "oh they're finally winning games; I'm gonna be a bandwagon jumper and start being a phils fan". Nononono. None of that. I would hope that the guys I date like baseball enough to deal with my watching/ going to games all the time. Seriously...I plan my vacation around spring training. Can you handle that?

I'm a wicked little science nerd. There! I said it! I'm a nerd. And damn proud of it...but we have more fun anyway so HA I win. No really...I'm pretty freakin weird. I have a mind that's pretty much always floating around gutter level. Anything you say I can make it dirty. My lab is pretty much a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen. I can hold my own in a room of disgusting guys. And I have a pretty foul mouth. I'm capable of controlling it, but my everyday vocabulary is pretty fucking vulgar.

I like beer. And food. I'm pretty much a walking guide to the philly food and drink scene. And while I haven't been to most of the places (and I have a LIST of places I need to go), I can pretty much tell you the reviews on every new opening, specials that are being run, and just general info like directions and/or locations. Actually that's not limited to just food. Any sort of fun event in this city, especially if it's free, I'm sure to know about it.

To sum things up...I'm a baseball loving science nerd with a thing for good craft beer, quizzo and karaoke. And I can curse like a drunken sailor.

What I’m doing with my life

I am a Research Associate in the BioAnalytical lab at a contract pharmaceutical company. I sold my soul to the man. Wish I hadn't but I can't switch to research now; I live too comfortably and can't afford to try and get my soul back.

I’m really good at

Softball and Volleyball (I was playing volleyball twice a week for a while and having a real good time doing it. I haven't been in a while cause life got in the way. I play on a coed softball team in the spring.)
Quizzo
grillin
playing the kazoo
making an ass out of myself in public (you wouldn't believe how good I am at this).

The first things people usually notice about me

my eyes, my laugh, my smile, my extreme irish paleness

But honestly...it's probably my boobs.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

BOOKS: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series, Anything Chuck Palahniuk, Catch 22, The Bourne series, One Flew over the Cookoo's nest, waiting for godot, rozencrantz and guildenstern are dead, The Davinci Code, Angels and Demons, Harry Potter, Wicked, V for Vendetta, Geek Love, Stiff, Middlesex

MOVIES: Top Gun, Die Hard I and III, Real Genius, Goonies, fight club, se7en, Garden State, Sandlot, Field of Dreams, The Natural, Rookie of the Year, WALL-E.

TV: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Cash Cab, The Soup, Ghost Hunters

MUSIC: Weezer, Silverchair, Motion City Sountrack, Panic! at the disco, Bouncing Souls, Mad Caddies, Less Than Jake, Rolling Stones, Collective Soul, AFI, Reel Big Fish, Citizen Cope, Ben Folds Five, Elliott Smith, Adam Green, Atom and his Package, The Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, The Dresden Dolls, Lisa Lobe, Flogging Molly, Streetlight Manifesto, Dropkick Murphys, Guster, Head Automatica, Piebald, Regina Spektor, Van Morrison, Rilo Kiley, The Shins, Social Distortion, Steve Miller Band, Led Zeppelin, Mae, Fooling April, Ike, Better than Ezra......................

FOOD: sushi, italian, thai, chinese..........

The six things I could never do without

I hate this question.
I'm gonna make it the 6 THINGS I COULD DO WITHOUT:
1) Big ass gas guzzling cars/trucks/whatever the hell the hummer is
2) reality television
3) drunk bitches at the bar that scream Journey and don't know the words.
4) drunk assholes at the phillies games. (when did going to a game become more about getting wasted and being an dick then about watching the game?)
5) Stupid people. This is a large percentage of the population. I could really do without you.
6) onions.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to get rid of my social anxiety. I'm actually a very shy person and am HORRIBLE at starting a conversation. Therefore, I will probably never message you first. Please, If you have any interest in contacting me, don't wait for me to send you something.

Why 97% of my friends are either guys or gay (well I suppose some actually make up both parts of this Venn diagram).

And for the number of times in this profile that I mentioned how much science is a part of my life, I can't figure out why my personality awards don't claim me to be "More Scientific".

On a typical Friday night I am

I'm usually having a damn good time with friends...most of the time it's a work happy hour on seroids that turns into everyone you know out doing god know what til god knows when.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a tiny obsession with Ghost Hunters on the Sci-fi channel.

You should message me if

you think my nerdiness is wicked hardcore and you find that to be awesome...

or just sheer bordom is a good enough reason.

HOWEVER. If you send me a message and you don't have a picture that comes up with the IM and then I go to your profile and there's not a thing there...yep I'm not going to answer. It freaks me out. You know all this stuff about me but I know nothing about you. Also I will not answer if it looks like you put no thought into your message (for example: "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" is not a message that will get a response).