PRIMARY PICTURE DISCLAIMER: Yes, it's shirtless. If you're going to judge me based solely on that it's your loss. I not only have an expansive mindscape but I also put in effort at the gym and am proud to be in shape; while the most important aspects of a person certainly lie outside the realm of physical attractiveness, people who are reluctant to acknowledge the beauty of the human form or the importance it plays in partner selection are being disingenuous, prudish, or have body-image issues. I've gotten more unique contacts in a few days after uploading it than in the entire five years before, so to the few people for whom it's a dealbreaker... oh well. You weren't messaging me anyway. Also, I'm aware it's a poorly-balanced thumbnail - it drives the photography-buff part of me insane. And the rest of me finds that amusing.
I am the ghost of a swarm of bees which is haunting a robot that has systematically replaced all of its inorganic parts with meat equivalents. While you're trying to decide whether that's some kind of irreverent joke, a metaphor, or perhaps literal fact I hope you're not dissuaded from exploring the rest of my profile. I encourage you to read my questions/answers or to strike up a conversation with me if you're actually interested in knowing more. Or, if you want clarification on something... I have been known to employ sarcasm and sincerity in a confusing manner which can lead to some REALLY SUPER FUN misunderstandings! I'm a jack-of-all-trades kind of guy so an adequate summary is difficult - it's either a novel or bullet points. I'm intense, chill, adventurous, independent, frugal, creative... and many MORE notable aspects... all rolled into one prodigiously protean package.
I have an omnipermeating sense of humor and someone who can make me laugh when I'm upset - and who likes to laugh when THEY are upset as well - is someone I am dying to meet. I am superbly fun-loving but I don't play games with others' feelings. Nor do I respond well to people attempting it - I have a defiant streak which swells in response to emotional manipulation... although there are some notable exceptions. I care VERY deeply about those close to me and believe the ultimate sign of respect is complete honesty.
Despite being pansexual I love pots, woks, and other cookware as well. My gender/sex is solidly on the male side of the spectrum, though I don't subscribe to the idea of a gender binary and tend to think of myself more as 8.5/10 male. I'm about a 2.5 on the Kinsey scale, if that's your measure.
(For those unfamiliar, pansexual means that I find personality to be the most attractive thing about a person)