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33 Green Bay, WI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:37am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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If you're not easily intimidated you're my type! Yes, I know it's a lengthy profile. It separates the women from the girls.

I am the ghost of a swarm of bees which is haunting a robot who has systematically replaced all of its inorganic parts with meat. While you're trying to decide whether that's some kind of irreverent joke, a metaphor, or perhaps literal fact I hope that you enjoy looking over the rest of my profile. I encourage you to read my questions/answers or to strike up a conversation with me if you're actually interested in knowing more. Or, if you want clarification on something... I have been known to employ sarcasm and sincerity in a confusing manner which can lead to some REALLY SUPER FUN misunderstandings! I'm a jack-of-all-trades kind of guy, so an adequate summary is difficult - it's either a novel or bullet points.

My approach to relationships is to get to know someone and see what develops rather than decide that I want a specific thing and hunting for someone to fulfill that role. I've been in open and closed, short and long term relationships. There are advantages and disadvantages to all situations - the trick is finding the right person to enjoy the right arrangement with. Each person is a unique individual and what develops when two or more of them interact is not necessarily going to be the model for all cases. I'm just interested in finding good chemistry with someone (or someones; I'm open to poly arrangements) and seeing how things naturally progress - my relationship intent is simply to stop feeling lonely and to have fun helping someone else do the same :D I'm as far from interested in drama as it gets so honesty, self-awareness, communication, and a lack of "vengeful" or "elitist" characteristics are all pretty high on the list of what I'm looking for and what I feel I possess.

I'm not necessarily seeking people with all of the same interests as I have. While it's fun times to do the stuff I know I enjoy, I consider myself an adventurer and like to try new things. In fact, I find that I learn the most about myself from communicating meaningfully with people who are significantly different. PROTIP: I'm an effort-for-effort writer. Sending me a "Hey hru?" message doesn't give me a lot to work with and you're not going to get a novella in return. The sentiment is appreciated, nonetheless :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking forward to the punchline. I feel that life is a joke you don't "get" until the end. That's not to say that living isn't serious business; I just feel it healthy to have a sense of humor when it comes to existence. Might as well enjoy the ride, right?

Getting ready for snow sliding season! I wanted to be a ski bum at Mt. Bohemia for the entire month of December but that's looking like less and less of a possibility. I still intend to get a LOT of skiing in though! I'll be heading to Utah for a week or two in early 2015 for this purpose.

I'm getting ready to move out of my roomates' house and into my own apartment. They've been fantastic, but I need to move on. There's just something about splitting chores three ways which makes everyone feel like they're getting conned into cleaning up after TWO people instead of one :P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kissing. Out-thinking myself frequently and occasionally others as well. Creating quips which I often feel aren't noticed - especially written ones. Debatable use of punctuation marks. Being chill and emotionally mature. Disagreeing without getting upset or mean. Keeping an open mind. Making a very partial list of interests and jamming it into a section where there isn't much else.

chess, writing, cycling, cooking, rafting, camping, skiing, skiboarding, outdoors, technology, adventure, hygiene, fishing, hiking, humor, independence, LFA, activities, mischief, geekery, cribbage, gaming, sports, design, DIY, repair, science, philosophy, physical fitness, sustainability, fire, swimming, wit, badminton
The first things people usually notice about me
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My presence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Illusions, A Farewell to Arms, Call of the Wild, Of Mice and Men, The Beak of the Finch, Hatchet, The Iron Giant

Movies: Fight Club, In July, Ravenous, Princess Mononoke, Her, Enter the Void, Akira, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Gattaca

Shows: Archer, Wilfred, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Legit, Utopia (UK), MST3K, Nova, Space Ghost: C2C, Black Jesus, Adventure Time, Off the Air, Too Many Cooks, Bored to Death

Music: Classical, Alternative, Punk, Reggae, Folk, Rock, Jazz, Metal, Comedy, Grunge, Electronica, Experimental, Hmong traditional... Too wide a range to cover adequately - I have over 300 different artists in my playlist, and that's AFTER losing 90% of my music library in a divorce. I'm a fan of pretty much anything NOT country, although pop music seems to have a sparse degree of appeal. You should ASK ME what my favorite music is currently if you REALLY want to know.

Foods: Ice cream, anything with garlic and/or mushrooms, and well balanced meals are at the top of my list. I dare say that I can appreciate any flavor, but some foods possess a mouthfeel I'm not fond of when combined with the specific taste. Avacado, squash, bologna, and sour cream are all good examples of this. I absolutely LOVE to cook and am one of the few people I know who doesn't turn peppers into disgusting mush when I apply heat to them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Occasional solitude

The first and last ones are ridiculously difficult to achieve in tandem. Why do sooooo many people not appreciate time apart?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A myriad of existential conundrums. What follows is one such example: What has more value; the life of a kitten or an ant? If you were forced to choose to crush one, which would you choose? Probably the ant... but how many ants would equal the life of the one kitten? What if the ants were in fact just ant-sized kittens?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hitting the gym. Cooking something awesome. Horsing around on the internets (probably on this site, in fact). Brushing my teeth. Going to bed. Turning off the lights and staring into the blackness, wondering if I've already lived the happiest moments of my life. Staying awake until Saturday morning.

Really this is a difficult question to answer. Right now in my life I'm self employed in a creative field so I don't need or have a regular sleep schedule - I simply sleep when I'm tired. Livin' the dream, I suppose. What hours constitute "night" for me can change from week to week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to view the concept of internet dating in hopes of finding a monogamous LTR with that perfect someone. I even used supposed guides on how to make my profile more appealing. Never once did this approach lead to a connection, so now I just mostly write this stuff in a fashion which makes me smile when I read it.

I'm a "little spoon" kind of guy :3 I swoon for women who understand this concept and are the "big spoon" type. This goes beyond simply a physical affinity; masculinity and the desire to feel "safe in someone's arms" aren't mutually exclusive.

I worry that having written too much in my profile will intimidate people and I occasionally "clean sweep" the whole thing, starting over with just a few sentences in each section. The corresponding influx of messages generally confirms my belief, but I nevertheless continually add stuff.

I would likely be willing to relocate to almost anywhere in the world if I shared with someone a VERY strong mutual connection. While I have very close friends and family in the Green Bay area I'm painfully aware of how much my ideology generally clashes with that of the population in the surrounding area.

I have a poor TMI filter sometimes.
You should message me if
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You're interested in the human equivalent of an interrobang... or want to discuss the finer points of ?! vs. !?

You're appreciative of the fact that I like corresponding with people. Seriously, it's never a waste of my time even if it's criticism and/or totally platonic intent. I believe the most sincere interest in a person grows from understanding their mind; writing is a fantastic fashion for appropriate interaction. Pen pals first, I guess :D

You're a biter. In a PG fashion I cannot possibly indicate how big of a fan I am of having teeth marks in my flesh.

You've got a sense of humor, a sense of adventure, and enough common sense not to go stumbling blindly into traffic.

Particular articulations coax compelling correspondence.

You're a strong person. This doesn't mean you have to be a body builder, emotionally cold, or have a "power player career." It means that if you're bothered by something you address the situation. If you don't understand something you'll seek clarification. You keep your cool under pressure, can take it as well as you dish it out, and don't feel you perpetually need someone to save you from life. I love to communicate with a smart, confident, capable woman who is her own person and not simply a product of media influence who strives to be a Disney princess.