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33 Green Bay, WI Man, Non-binary, Gender Nonconforming, Other

Man, Non-binary, Gender Nonconforming, Other

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 25
Heteroflexible, Pansexual
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am the ghost of a swarm of bees which is haunting a robot who has systematically replaced all of its inorganic parts with meat. While you're trying to decide whether that's some kind of irreverent joke, a metaphor, or perhaps literal fact I hope you're not dissuaded from exploring the rest of my profile. I encourage you to read my questions/answers or to strike up a conversation with me if you're actually interested in knowing more. Or, if you want clarification on something... I have been known to employ sarcasm and sincerity in a confusing manner which can lead to some REALLY SUPER FUN misunderstandings! I'm a jack-of-all-trades kind of guy so an adequate summary is difficult - it's either a novel or bullet points. I'm intense, chill, independent, frugal, creative... and many MORE notable aspects... all rolled into one prodigiously protean package.

I have an omnipermeating sense of humor and someone who can make me laugh when I'm upset - and who likes to laugh when THEY are upset as well - is someone I am dying to meet. I am superbly fun-loving but I don't play games with others' feelings. Nor do I respond well to people attempting it - I have a defiant streak which swells in response to emotional manipulation save for very rare exceptions. I care VERY deeply about those close to me and believe the ultimate sign of respect is complete honesty.

Despite being pansexual I love pots, woks, and other cookware as well. My gender/sex is solidly on the male side of the spectrum, though I don't subscribe to the idea of a gender binary and tend to think of myself more as 8.5/10 male. I'm about a 2.5 on the Kinsey scale, if that's your measure.
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking forward to the punchline. I feel that life is a joke you don't "get" until the end. That's not to say that living isn't serious business; I just feel it healthy to have a sense of humor when it comes to existence. Might as well enjoy the ride, right?

Getting the skiboards tuned up for a trip out to Utah in February. Perhaps a trip to Mt. Bohemia prior to then. Snow sliding is my favorite participatory sport and I LOVE THE COLD! Don't worry... it's perfectly acceptable if you don't.

Furniture hunting - I have decided that I'm not going to buy furniture for my new apartment when plenty of perfectly good pieces can be had for free. It just takes a bit of patience. I have a bed and a bookcase (and enough objects to pile into a desk of sorts). That's enough for the time being.

I quit smoking cold turkey on January 7th. Zero withdrawals or cravings since. I'm learning that my force of will is stronger than even I'd given it credit for.

Planning my next novel. My last one was panned by critics as being "trite and pretentious" which is a bit disheartening, but I never expected following my dreams to be easy and am not giving up after the first failure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kissing. Out-thinking myself frequently and occasionally others as well. Creating quips which I often feel aren't noticed - especially written ones. Debatable use of punctuation marks. Being chill and emotionally mature. Disagreeing without getting upset or mean. Keeping an open mind. Making a very partial list of interests and jamming it into a section where there isn't much else.

chess, writing, cycling, cooking, rafting, camping, skiing, skiboarding, outdoors, technology, adventure, hygiene, fishing, hiking, humor, independence, LFA, activities, mischief, geekery, cribbage, gaming, sports, design, DIY, repair, science, philosophy, physical fitness, sustainability, fire, swimming, wit, badminton, kink
The first things people usually notice about me
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My presence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Illusions, A Farewell to Arms, Call of the Wild, Of Mice and Men, The Beak of the Finch, Hatchet, The Iron Giant

Movies: Fight Club, In July, Ravenous, Princess Mononoke, Her, Enter the Void, Akira, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Gattaca

Shows: Archer, Wilfred, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Legit, Utopia (UK), MST3K, Nova, Space Ghost: C2C, Black Jesus, Adventure Time, Off the Air, Too Many Cooks, Bored to Death

Music: Classical, Alternative, Punk, Reggae, Folk, Rock, Jazz, Metal, Comedy, Grunge, Electronica, Experimental, Hmong traditional... Too wide a range to cover adequately - I have over 300 different artists in my playlist, and that's AFTER losing 90% of my music library in a divorce. I'm a fan of pretty much anything NOT country, although pop music seems to have a sparse degree of appeal. You should ASK ME what my favorite music is currently if you REALLY want to know.

Foods: Ice cream, anything with garlic and/or mushrooms, and well balanced meals are at the top of my list. I dare say that I can appreciate any flavor, but some foods possess a mouthfeel I'm not fond of when combined with the specific taste. Avacado, squash, bologna, and sour cream are all good examples of this. I absolutely LOVE to cook and am one of the few people I know who doesn't turn peppers into disgusting mush when I apply heat to them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Occasional solitude

The first and last ones are ridiculously difficult to achieve in tandem. Why do sooooo many people not appreciate time apart?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A myriad of existential conundrums. What follows is one such example: What has more value; the life of a kitten or an ant? If you were forced to choose to crush one, which would you choose? Probably the ant... but how many ants would equal the life of the one kitten? What if the ants were in fact just ant-sized kittens?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hitting the gym. Cooking something awesome. Horsing around on the internets (probably on this site, in fact). Brushing my teeth. Going to bed. Turning off the lights and staring into the blackness, wondering if I've already lived the happiest moments of my life. Staying awake until Saturday morning.

Really this is a difficult question to answer. Right now in my life I'm self employed in a creative field so I don't need or have a regular sleep schedule - I simply sleep when I'm tired. Livin' the dream, I suppose. What hours constitute "night" for me can change from week to week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to view the concept of internet dating in hopes of finding a monogamous LTR with that perfect someone. I even used supposed guides on how to make my profile more appealing. Never once did it lead to a connection so now I just mostly write this stuff in a fashion which makes me smile when I read it. NOT to be mistaken for insincerity, mind you.

I worry that having written too much in my profile will intimidate people and I occasionally "clean sweep" the whole thing, starting over with just a few sentences in each section. The corresponding influx of messages generally confirms my belief, but I nevertheless continually add stuff.

I have a poor TMI filter sometimes.
You should message me if
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You're interested in the human equivalent of an interrobang... or want to discuss the finer points of ?! vs. !?

You've got a sense of humor, a sense of adventure, and enough common sense not to go stumbling blindly into traffic.

Particular articulations coax compelling correspondence.

You will teach me how to music. I can't read it or play it, but I love it and feel drawn toward making sounds in time. I run sound for bands at a local bar and am consistently complemented on how it turns out. When I get drunk and do karaoke it seems to go over well. I know I have musical ability inside me, I just need help bringing it out.

You're a strong person. This doesn't mean you have to be a body builder, emotionally cold, or have a "power player career." It means that if you're bothered by something you address the situation. If you don't understand something you'll seek clarification. You keep your cool under pressure, can take it as well as you dish it out, and don't feel you perpetually need someone to save you from life. I love to communicate with a smart, confident, capable woman who is her own person and not simply a product of media influence who strives to be a Disney princess.