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33 M Green Bay, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:39am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Updated 9.16.2014

I am the ghost of a swarm of bees which is haunting a robot who has systematically replaced all of its inorganic parts with meat.

While you're trying to decide if that's some kind of irreverent joke, a metaphor, or perhaps literal fact I hope that you enjoy looking over the rest of my profile. I encourage you to read my questions/answers or to strike up a conversation with me if you're actually interested in knowing more. Or if you want clarification on something... I have been known to employ sarcasm and sincerity in a confusing manner which can lead to some REALLY SUPER FUN misunderstandings! I'm a jack-of-all-trades kind of guy, so an adequate summary is difficult - it's either a novel or bullet points.

I've been in both open and closed relationships. Both have their good and bad aspects. I recognize that each relationship is its own unique snowflake and am not out looking for any specific arrangement, but rather I'm interested in finding good chemistry and seeing how things naturally progress. I'm as far from interested in drama as it gets so honesty, self-awareness, communication, and a lack of "vengeful" or "petty" characteristics are all pretty high on the list of what I'm looking for and what I feel I possess.
What I’m doing with my life
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Updated 8.13.2014

Looking forward to the punchline. I feel that life is a joke you don't "get" until the end. That's not to say that living isn't serious business; I just feel it healthy to have a sense of humor when it comes to existence.

Right now? Planning to possibly be a ski bum for the entire month of December(ish). Currently working on the logistics, but the possibility of me sliding down snow every single day is looking as good as the weather at this point.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kissing. Out-thinking myself frequently and occasionally others as well. Making a very partial list of interests and jamming it into a section where there isn't much else.

chess, writing, cycling, cooking, rafting, camping, skiing, outdoors, technology, adventure, oral hygiene, fishing, hiking, humor, independence, LFA, activities, mischief, geekery, cribbage, gaming, sports, design, DIY, repair, science, philosophy, physical fitness, sustainability, fire, swimming, wit, badminton
The first things people usually notice about me
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My presence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Updated 9.16.2014

Books: Illusions, A Farewell to Arms, Call of the Wild, Of Mice and Men

Movies: Fight Club, In July, Ravenous, Princess Mononoke, Her

Shows: Archer, Wilfred, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Legit, Misfits, MST3K, Nova, Space Ghost: C2C

Music: Classical, Alternative, Punk, Reggae, Folk, Rock, Jazz, Metal, Comedy, Grunge, Electronica, Experimental, Japanese Opera etc... Too wide a range to cover adequately - I have over 300 different artists in my playlist, and that's AFTER losing 90% of my music library in a divorce. I'm a fan of pretty much anything NOT country.

Foods: Ice cream, anything with garlic, and well balanced meals are at the top of my list. I dare say that I can appreciate any flavor, but some foods possess a mouthfeel I'm not fond of when combined with the specific taste. Avacado, squash, bologna, and sour cream are all good examples of this. I absolutely LOVE to cook and am one of the few people I know who doesn't turn peppers into disgusting mush when I apply heat to them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Updated 3.2.2014

What has more value; the life of a kitten or an ant? If you were forced to choose to crush one, which would you choose? Probably the ant... but how many ants would equal the life of the one kitten? And what if the ants were in fact just ant-sized kittens?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Updated 3.2.2014

Destroying my mind with an unending torrent of existential conundrums. Maybe hitting the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Updated 8.13.2014

I used to view the concept of internet dating in hopes of finding an LTR with that perfect someone. I had quite a seriousface profile for some time. Over the last few years my approach to relationships has changed - I now understand that it's possible to share valuable and meaningful experiences with someone and not have future obligation impact appreciation of the present.

This one's a twofer: I put an update notice at the top of my sections because I have a lot of "repeat viewers" who usually never message me. After hundreds of people checked out my ad and only a handful contacted me I decided simply to fill out these sections in a way which I find amusing. My hope is that my sense of humor will resonate with someone, lead to a glib yet charming series of messages, and from there... who knows?

I have such a highly-tuned sense of empathy that I tend to be susceptible to influence from people I'm close to and spend a lot of time with. I see this as a strength, not a weakness, as kickin' it with good people in turn makes me a better person. I've learned to be careful in regards to the people I associate with, though I am by no means judgmental or elitist about others' situations or decisions.... so long as they don't harm others, that is.

I'm a "little spoon" kind of guy :3
You should message me if
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Updated 5.1.2014

You've got a sense of humor, a sense of adventure, and enough common sense not to go stumbling blindly into traffic.

You aren't easily intimidated and have an inclination to pounce.