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33 M Green Bay, WI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:42am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Updated 4.5.2014

I am the ghost of a swarm of bees which is haunting a robot who has systematically replaced all of its inorganic parts with meat.

While you're trying to decide if that's some kind of irreverent joke, a metaphor, or perhaps literal fact I hope that you enjoy looking over the rest of my profile. I encourage you to read my questions/answers or to strike up a conversation with me if you're actually interested. My profile itself is intended to be terse so as not to intimidate people, but as time goes on I add to it. Eventually it'll become a huge diatribe and I'll wipe it back down to a few brief sentences.

I've been in both open and closed relationships. Both have their good and bad aspects. I recognize that each relationship is its own unique snowflake and am not out looking for any specific arrangement, but rather I'm interested in finding good chemistry and seeing how things naturally progress.
What I’m doing with my life
Updated 3.2.2014

Looking forward to the punchline. I feel that life is a joke you don't "get" until the end. That's not to say that living isn't serious business; I just feel it healthy to have a sense of humor when it comes to existence.
I’m really good at
Kissing. Out-thinking myself. Making a very partial list of interests and jamming it into a section where there isn't much else.

chess, writing, cycling, cooking, rafting, camping, skiing, outdoors, technology, adventure, oral hygiene, fishing, hiking, humor, independence, LFA, activities, mischief, geekery, cribbage, gaming, sports, design, DIY, repair, science, philosophy, physical fitness, sustainability, fire, swimming, wit, badminton
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Updated 3.2.2014

Books: Illusions, A Farewell to Arms, Call of the Wild, Of Mice and Men
Movies: Fight Club, In July, Ravenous, Princess Mononoke, Her
Shows: Archer, Wilfred, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Legit, Misfits, MST3K, Nova, Space Ghost: C2C
Music: Classical, Alternative, Punk, Reggae, Folk, Rock, Jazz, Electronica, Experimental, etc... Too wide a range to cover adequately - anything NOT country.
Foods: Ice cream, anything with garlic, well balanced meals.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Updated 3.2.2014

What has more value; the life of a kitten or an ant? If you were forced to choose to crush one, which would you choose? Probably the ant... but how many ants would equal the life of the one kitten? And what if the ants were in fact just ant-sized kittens?
On a typical Friday night I am
Updated 3.2.2014

Destroying my mind with an unending torrent of existential conundrums. Maybe hitting the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Updated 5.2.2014

I used to view the concept of internet dating with hope and had a seriousface profile. After hundreds of people checked out my ad and only a handful contacted me I decided simply to fill out these sections in a way which I find amusing.

I have such a highly-tuned sense of empathy that I tend to be susceptible to influence from people I'm close to and spend a lot of time with. I see this as a strength, not a weakness, as kickin' it with good people in turn makes me a better person. I've learned to be careful in regards to the people I associate with, though I am by no means judgmental or elitist.

I'm a "little spoon" kind of guy :3
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Updated 5.1.2014

You've got a sense of humor, a sense of adventure, and enough common sense not to go stumbling blindly into traffic.

You aren't intimidated and have an inclination to pounce.