I am the ghost of a swarm of bees which is haunting a robot that has systematically replaced all of its inorganic parts with meat equivalents. While you're trying to decide whether that's some kind of irreverent joke, a metaphor, or perhaps literal fact I hope you're not dissuaded from exploring the rest of my profile. I encourage you to read my questions/answers or to strike up a conversation with me if you're actually interested in knowing more. Or, if you want clarification on something... I have been known to employ sarcasm and sincerity in a confusing manner which can lead to some REALLY SUPER FUN misunderstandings! I'm a jack-of-all-trades kind of guy so an adequate summary is difficult - it's either a novel or bullet points. I'm intense, chill, adventurous, independent, frugal, creative... and many MORE notable aspects... all rolled into one prodigiously protean package.
I have an omnipermeating sense of humor and someone who can make me laugh when I'm upset - and who likes to laugh when THEY are upset as well - is someone I am dying to meet. I am superbly fun-loving but I don't play games with others' feelings. Nor do I respond well to people attempting it - I have a defiant streak which swells in response to emotional manipulation... although there are some notable exceptions. I care VERY deeply about those close to me and believe the ultimate sign of respect is complete honesty.
Despite being pansexual I love pots, woks, and other cookware as well. My gender/sex is solidly on the male side of the spectrum, though I don't subscribe to the idea of a gender binary and tend to think of myself more as 8.5/10 male. I'm about a 2.5 on the Kinsey scale, if that's your measure.
(For those unfamiliar, pansexual means that I find personality to be the most attractive thing about a person)