I am the ghost of a swarm of bees which is haunting a robot who has systematically replaced all of its inorganic parts with meat.
While you're trying to decide if that's some kind of irreverent joke, a metaphor, or perhaps literal fact I hope that you enjoy looking over the rest of my profile. I encourage you to read my questions/answers or to strike up a conversation with me if you're actually interested in knowing more. Or if you want clarification on something... I have been known to employ sarcasm and sincerity in a confusing manner which can lead to some REALLY SUPER FUN misunderstandings! I'm a jack-of-all-trades kind of guy, so an adequate summary is difficult - it's either a novel or bullet points.
I've been in both open and closed relationships. Both have their good and bad aspects. I recognize that each relationship is its own unique snowflake and am not out looking for any specific arrangement, but rather I'm interested in finding good chemistry and seeing how things naturally progress. I'm as far from interested in drama as it gets so honesty, self-awareness, communication, and a lack of "vengeful" or "petty" characteristics are all pretty high on the list of what I'm looking for and what I feel I possess.