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abjectfailure

37 / M / Straight / Single

Denver, Colorado

His Details

Last Online
Today – 4:30pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Just happy to be alive.
Drive with my windows down.
Love the smell of rain on concrete.
List maker.
Punk rock is my religion
Quick-witted.
Drug free.
Don’t smoke.
Sarcasm, I have it.
Love bicycles.
I like to walk in the rain and snow.
Rescued a mutt from the pound.
Book snob.
INTJ.
Amateur lexicographer.
Pragmatic.
Devil's advocate.

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What I’m doing with my life
Trying to save the world. Well, doing my part at least. Enjoying the small moments.

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I’m really good at
Listening, laughing, organizing. I have a gift for packing, trivia and sarcasm.

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The first things people usually notice about me
My shoulders or my quick wit. I'm fairly famous for my laugh because it's very boisterous and distinctive.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors:

Henry Miller, George Orwell, Miguel De Cervantes, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Oscar Wilde, Joseph Conrad, James Joyce, William Faulkner, Aldous Huxley, Albert Camus, Flannery O'Connor, JD Salinger, Jack Kerouac, Vladimir Nabokov, Joseph Heller, Franz Kafka, Edgar Allan Poe, DH Lawrence, Sherwood Anderson, Herodotus, Judge Learned Hand, The Constitution, Niccolò Machiavelli, François-Marie de Voltaire, Noam Chomsky, Stephen Ambrose, Joseph Balkoski, Chuck Palahniuk, Chris Hedges, Saul Williams, etc...

Movies:

Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, The Magnificent Seven, Path to Glory, Rushmore etc... The Big Lebowski sucked.

Music:

Rancid, Transplants, Judge, Cash, NOFX, Descendents, Minor Threat, Op Ivy, Desmond Dekker, Avail, Flogging Molly, Pennywise, Bad Religion, AFI, Bad Brains, New Order, Hatebreed, Muddy Waters, Hendrix, Propagandhi, Swingin Utters, Slayer, Social D., Patsy Cline, SXE Hardcore etc...

Food:

Garlic bread, habaneros, Swedish fish, frozen grapes, extra sharp cheddar cheese, stick pretzels, gummy bears, pepper jack cheese, jalapenos, shallots, green Tabasco, fresh fruit etc...

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The six things I could never do without
1. Being outside.
2. Water.
3. Chapstick. The name brand, only the black one.
4. A book.
5. Music.
6. A smirk.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
New experiences are more important than new possessions.

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On a typical Friday night I am
I am usually doing a variety of things when I am off work. Cleaning, reading, going for a bike ride, being outside, dog park etc...

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
What's the fun in putting that here? Where's your spirit of discovery?

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27-49
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You think I'd be an interesting person to get to know. Or if you're an awesome person.

Maybe you can teach me something?

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