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abobfrog

30 / F / straight / Single

Arvada, Colorado

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Used up
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Owns dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English

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I am funny, real, and undescriptive.

My Self-Summary

Can I cut & paste someone else's BS in here?

Or maybe the guys I talked to that it didn't work out with can fill this out - you'd probably find out what you want to know.

Under "body type," what does "used up" mean??

I am me. Every day. Not always exciting, but its easy, and I like easy.
Looking for someone who is easy going, laid back, relaxed. No "A" type personalities. I won't keep up.
I like spending my weekends in pajamas.
I can't remember last week and I'm not sure what's happening next week. Don't ask me about a 5 year plan. I like my job, I own my own place, works for me.
Serious, structured work 5 days a week is more than enough time being serious. Can't expect me to do it the rest of the time.
What do I do for fun? Not a bar hopping partier - more tame than that. What do you do for fun? Maybe I'll join you.
I don't eat much candy but I feel it is VERY important to hand out full size candy bars at Halloween. I like sugar-ing up other people's kids. If I have candy left the next day, I'm going to go hand it out door to door.

Side note from the messages I get -
- I'm not going to hook up with you tonight
- I'm not into the bi or multi or poly or whatever sex things going on that I am too sheltered or ignorant or prude to know about. I'll take my spankings from my monogamous partner, thank you.

The first things people usually notice about me

Notice me? No one ever notices or remembers me. But I like it that way.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I don't read. I'm sorry. Haven't read a book since they made me in high school. Yes, I graduated from college and now hold a job. But no, I don't read. No, not even magazines. I'm not even typing this now - you didn't read it.
I watch more tv than anyone I've ever met, and I like it. I don't give you shit about your books, don't give me shit about my tv! What am I watching right now? "The National Parks: America's Best Idea" on PBS.

The six things I could never do without

in no order
- my dogs
- my family
- junk food
- iced tea
- spongebob
- your mom