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22 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:08am
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm quiet and shy and ruthlessly sarcastic and often, i come off as cold when it comes to first impressions. But give me a chance, dude. I can at least warm up to tepid.
What I’m doing with my life
It's my last semester of school and I'm not really sure how to feel about it. I think i'm just about the only person in the world who really LOVES going to school (psshh wattanerd) so it's a little bittersweet, but I'm excited to find a better job and have some time to really fix up my portfolio, so I can get more art gigs too. Oh yeah, by the way, I'm an artist. I draw and paint and stuff like that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very short, and I blush extremely easily.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, particularly Bluebeard and Breakfast of Champions. Douglas Adams's "trilogy." The Things They Carried. Most things by Chuck Palahniuk and Roald Dahl. I like to read and am open to suggestions.

I love sci-fi movies, even and especially somewhat shitty ones. Think Primer and Sunshine. I like to either think or laugh when I watch a movie--if a movie can make me do both, I'll love it forever. Obviously I love Quentin Tarantino movies, every one I've seen at least. And Hayao Miyazaki's films are wonderful.

As far as TV shows, again, I love thinking and laughing. I just finally watched the IT Crowd, can't wait for the new season of Community, love Breaking Bad and House, watched every season of Lost. I generally enjoy most things on the adult swim lineup and have seen every episode of King of the Hill way too many times. I like to watch the food network when I have nothing better to do.

I listen to all sorts of music: Of Montreal and The Mountain Goats probably show up first on my I listen to Why? when I'm feeling sulky. Rilo Kiley and Laura Stevenson when I feel like crooning, Andrew Jackson Jihad when I feel like screaming. Beck, the Shins, Circa Survive/Anthony Green every once in a while. 8-bit and Chiptune on occasion. The Gorillaz are pretty great. There's more I'm sure, but honestly who's reading all this?

I love cooking, like, anything. I like to eat somewhat adventurously. I try to eat "healthy"-ish but I'm totally willing to grab some Burger King or Taco Bell, particularly if i'm any bit intoxicated.

TL;DR: I'm not picky.
The six things I could never do without
Good food, Art (mostly doing, but some admiring), Sci-fi, dry humor. Sleep also. In no particular order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out in my apartment, maybe with a glass of whiskey or a good beer, attempting to play guitar and sing over it, with mixed results. Trying to put a paintbrush to a canvas and get something resembling "art". Spending way too much time cooking. Putting off some sort of school or freelance work. Watching netflix.

I'm generally pretty low key, but every once in a while I can be coerced to hit up a big party or something of the sort. Generally I prefer hanging around parks and dive bars, and wandering around in fancy neighborhoods looking for fancy food that I can't afford.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There isn't anything. Maybe ask me, drop me a line, and we'll go from there. After all, what good is a secret you're willing to tell anyone?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like Kurt Vonnegut and speak sarcasm fluently. Also, if you think i'm cool and stuff.