I'm quiet and shy and ruthlessly sarcastic and often, i come off as cold when it comes to first impressions. But give me a chance, dude. I can at least warm up to tepid.

I'm in school and junk. Studying art and working a shitty office job, Freelancing when i get the chance. Basically just living the life.

"Getting DRUNK AS FUCK ON THE G TRAIN"*

I used to live in clinton hill. I now live in flatbush, so now i get drunk on the 5/2/Q train. STILL REPRESENTING THE DRUNKIES THOUGH

I'm really quiet, and, following that, sarcastic.

Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, particularly Bluebeard and Breakfast of Champions. Douglas Adams's "trilogy." The Things They Carried. Most things by Chuck Palaniuk and Roald Daul. I like to read and am open to suggestions.

I love sci-fi movies, even and especially somewhat shitty ones. Think Primer and Sunshine. I like to either think or laugh when I watch a movie--if a movie can make me do both, I'll love it forever. An obviously I love Quentin Tarantino movies (every one I've seen at least).

As far as TV shows, again, I love thinking and laughing. I love Breaking Bad and House, watched every season of Lost, and I love the adult swim lineup and have seen every episode of King of the Hill way too many times. I like to watch the food network when I have nothing better to do.

I listen to all sorts of music: Of Montreal and The Mountain Goats probably show up first on my last.fm. I love Why? when I'm feeling sulky. Rilo Kiley and Laura Stevenson when I feel like singing along like a lady, Andrew Jackson Jihad when I feel like singing along crudely. Beck, the Shins, Circa Survive/Anthony Green every once in a while. 8-bit and Chiptune on occasion. There's more I'm sure, but honestly who's reading all this?

I love cooking, like, anything. I like to eat somewhat adventurously. I try to eat "healthy"-ish but I'm totally willing to get down and dirty with some Burger King or Taco Bell too.

TL;DR: I'm not picky.

Good food, Art (mostly doing, but some admiring), Sci-fi, dry humor. Sleep also. In no particular order.

Things that really do me no good to think about. Things like the meaning of the universe and the merit of certain logical and philosophical arguments, as well as various what if scenarios. You know. Things like that.

Getting drunk in my apartment attempting to play guitar and sing over it, with mixed results. Trying to put a paintbrush to a canvas and get something resembling "art". Spending way too much time cooking. Putting off some sort of school or freelance work. Watching netflix.

I'm generally pretty low key, but every once in a while I can be coerced to hit up a big bumpin party or something of the sort. Generally I prefer hanging around parks and dive bars, and wandering around in fancy neighborhoods looking for fancy food that I can't afford.

There isn't anything. Maybe ask me, drop me a line, and we'll go from there. After all, what good is a secret you're willing to tell anyone?

You like Kurt Vonnegut and fluently speak sarcasm. Also, if you think i'm cool and stuff.