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aboveavgjoe1982

32 M Tampa, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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*This month's special- Awesomeness and attractiveness, no extra charge!*** The pheromones I secrete have been known to affect people miles away, my sweat smells like cologne, my beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body. I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter so don't get any ideas. I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. I never say something tastes like chicken, not even chicken. My apartment smells of rich mahogany. I have many leather bound books. I'm cooler than a polar bears toenails. I can speak french, In russian. If I was to give you directions you'd never get lost, and you'd arrive atleast 5 minutes early. I'm your average Joe, way above average. You can put a fried egg on just about anything and make it seductively delicious. Sex, Sinatra and sandwiches is a pretty good motto. Cuban sandwiches to be exact. I want mini Cuban sandwiches served at my funeral. Sinatra? Who doesn't love ol' Frankie? When I think of Sinatra, I think of New York. When I think of New York, I think of pizza. I have never had a Chicago deep dish. I like pizza, real pizza. Fold it in half and watch the grease drip down your elbow. I'm naturally thin. A scientific, medically minded person may consider myself as having a high metabolism, I personally think that my disturbingly high anxiety level acts as natural aerobics. My death row meal of choice, two fried eggs over toast with bacon. I love music, along with food it is the gateway to my soul. Music takes me back to places I have been as well as places I have yet to go. Music is enlightenment, the yin to life's yang. It penetrates my eardrums and beats in rhythm with my heart. Stones or Beatles you may ask? The Stones! I think Gimme Shelter is an extremely sexy tune. Speaking of shelter, I'm a pretty humble guy, I don't need anything extravagant. A small beach shack or quaint log cabin nestled in the mountains will suit me just fine. I'm not much of a city boy, although I can't say it doesn't intrigue me, just too much commotion for me. I live life for the experiences
and emotions, not for my career. I'm a hack of all trades and can do just about anything half assed. Money doesn't stimulate any of my senses. It's all about the Washington's baby, perhaps even the Lincoln's at times. I have been guilty of scavenging the couch cushions and other dark crevices for the mysteriously hidden fist full of bounty that has been turned into a gallon of gas or a cheeseburger or two. I have no shame, dignity is over rated. I like anything complimentary. I also like compliments, but I have learned that in life rarely anything is truly complimentary....including compliments. I believe everybody, at one point in their life, needs an ass kicking, a real beating, one you never forget. I'm not a pessimist, nor would I consider myself an optimist. I'm a realist. The glass is not half empty or half full, the glass is just too big. I can remember many times of spending my rent money just to have fun for one night. I always regretted it the next morning, but on the backburner of most true fun, is regret. I'm intrigued by the weird, the sleaze, the not so parentally approved. The freaks come out at night. Where has all the fun gone? I mean real fun. Pure unadulterated, white knuckle, fly by the seat of your pants with a side of whips and chains, fun. I long for a world unstarbucked and Wal-Mart free. Where ever that place may be, I want to put a hammock up out back, and lay my head upon my pillow at the end of the day, with a smile on my face.
What I’m doing with my life
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Staying in the right now, making money and being as positive and happy as possible! peace comes from within, do not seek it without.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
loving unconditionally!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no idea....you tell me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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“Music has always been a matter of Energy to me, a question of Fuel. Sentimental people call it Inspiration, but what they really mean is Fuel. I have always needed Fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio.”
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My brain, my heart...did you mean litterally?
love, love, love, love is all we need!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
happiness, warm heartedness and compassion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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ask me....I'm an open book!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You're as cool as me!