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abqheisenberg

34 M Indianapolis, IN

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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"Life is a tale told by an idiot.Full of sound and fury,signifying nothing."-Some guy

I'm a ball of anxiety that I try to medicate with being funny or with booze,usually both(I drink maybe one or two times a week at most,calm down) Think it would be cool to find someone to go to movies with,drinks,food maybe participate in the ancient art of a phone conversation,lay around in bed or go out into the world.Things don't have to be complicated but if we end up getting married on top of a mountain so be it.I'm a guitarist,been in bands since I was a teenager and have probably played over 200 live shows.Had alot of random jobs(mostly restaurant and bar stuff).Kind of living like George Costanza right now,living with the folks(judge away!) saving money.Hey if you've got things all figured out congrats!..Seriously I don't know how people do it :^)
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing songs and comedy when inspired.Working for an organic grocery delivery company,watching movies,marathon sleeping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up fictitious band names and album titles. Remembering large sections of dialogue from movies.I'm not a dick about it,going around constantly quoting stuff or anything.I can play 'Ode to Joy by Beethoven on telephone keys.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Don't know.People tend to comment on the beard(which kinda makes me wanna shave it)and of course my animal magnetism and razor-sharp wit ;^)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Alot of stuff i guess i'll name a few.Bukowski,A Clockwork Orange,Confessions of an Economic Hitman,Survivor,Siddhartha,Autobiography of Malcolm X is a good one.Anything Tarantino,Kubrick,Fincher,Scorsese,Coen brothers.Amadeus,Glengarry Glen Ross,Brain Candy,The Professional,Rushmore,The Grand Budapest Hotel,Grosse Pointe Blank.I like a good mindless popcorn flick/super hero movie too.Br Ba,Louis CK,mr.show,arrested development.all kindsa shit..older punk rock,rock and roll.Tom Waits,Iggy Pop,Buddy Holly,Elvis,Johnny Cash. Mmm chips on a sandwich.Hate mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pack of smokes
Black t-shirt
Jeans
Chuck Taylors
Water
An instrument to play
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it would be like to not have my choices limited by the amount of money I make...The frailty of humanity.The bastards that take advantage of and prey upon the poor,the weak,the dispossessed,the ignorant,the elderly so their stock will go up a point or to win an election...Oh and boobs.
"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes,working jobs we hate to buy shit we don't need." That quote's has been popping up in my head alot lately.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully listening to and drinking something good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Once i accidentally came on my own mouth while masturbating.It was terrifying
You should message me if
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You're not in danger.Otherwise you should get up and call 911 immediately.
You'd like to see a movie or get something to eat or drink together and have some laughs.
You wanna tell me a secret.
You have a million dollar idea or cool invention I can help you build