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absolutealex

26 / M / straight / Single

Redlands, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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I am adventurous, sarcastic, and adorable.

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My Self-Summary

I am sarcastic and critical, but all in good fun. I try to enjoy life, I am decent at it. I hate the heat and will complain. Great environment, eh? I like to be active, but tend to sit around a lot. I am contradicting. I I don't care for sports, but I will go drink and cheer for someone. I enjoy going out but am not a party animal. Everything in moderation. I love cars and snowboarding, I am good at both. I am very domesticated, I stopped peeing on the rug years ago. I love movies and music, from super popular to super obscure. I read, but like most not as much as I would like.

What I’m doing with my life

Fantastic things. I am finishing my AA degree in Psychology and will transfer next fall to get the BA. Kinda got a lot of eggs in that basket.

I’m really good at

Pfff, everything.

I am a talented launderer. I use Tide and Bounce and my clothes smell fresh for weeks, no joke.

The first things people usually notice about me

My awesome smile :)
Or the fact that I am late.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Hitchhikers Guide trilogy, even though there are 5 books. Also Micheal Crichton and John Grisham Books. I have read a lot of those guys. And Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises is one of my favorite books.

Movies: I like films, yeah I'm hip I said films. I am watching a lot of weird Asian movies right now. But really I am down for most any movie, not the Saw type ones though. I try to have more hope in humanity.

Music: Eclectic, lots of classic Rock with a hint of Hip Hop and a little DJ sprinkled on top. Serve with a checkered square of Ska.

Food: Good old American. Cheeseburgers and fries. But like I said I'm hip so sushi too. Umm eel and spider rolls.

The six things I could never do without

Air
Water, especially when it is frozen
Cheeseburgers
The Internets
Cars
Music

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Dragons! Finishing school so I don't have to deal with it any more. I just want to start my career so I can get on with my life, buy house and settle down.

On a typical Friday night I am

Doing something, I don't like to limit myself. Variety is the spice of life.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I used to listen to N'Sync. Later I realized I just liked Justin Timberlake, in a totally heterosexual way of course.

You should message me if

If you made it this far and thought what I said was amusing.

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