Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Supposedly, you find something when you're least looking for it.
Well, I suppose, then, this is self-defeating.
I was born by the river, in a little tent. Oh, and just like the
river, I've been running ever since.
I grew up in rural western Pennsylvania, about 40 miles north of
Pittsburgh, an area where the land is rich with cows, corn, and
Christianity. I've never raised cattle or grown corn, nor have I
ever identified as Christian. I eat beef. I'm not against carbs.
And I believe there is a fine line between religion and insanity.
My hometown has dubbed itself "A great place to live." Case in
Like many, after high school, I left. I attended and graduated from
college in Washington, D.C., and promptly moved to New York City,
which, I've decided after ten years here, is truly a great place to
At 32, I have a boyish face. I'm pretty happy when most people
guess I'm 24. I'm told my intellectual age is much older. I believe
my social age is much younger. OK Cupid seems to think I'm "more
old fashioned." I tend to disagree.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I manage one of the highest profile restaurants in New York City.
My work environment is high stress, and, at times, overwhelming.
The hours are long. The work week, unconventional. Some days, I
feel like a glorified bus boy. Other days, I feel like a
professional fire fighter. Most days, I feel like I'm on top of the
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying the wrong thing at exactly the right time...and using
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In order...my eyes, my nose, my hands, my feet, my crotch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food. Water. Shelter. Great friends. Laughter. Integrity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hard at work. The nature of what I do for a living is that my
weekends don't occur when most other people have their weekends.
Tuesday is my Saturday. And on my Saturday, like many others, I
tend to sleep in. 4 o'clock, is my noon. My regular bedtime
sometime between 2 and 4AM.
So on my Friday, which is Monday, I might go out after work for a
couple of rounds, though at that point, most others have already
gone to bed, resting in preparation for their relatively "normal"
day 2 of their relatively "normal" nine to five. By the time I
retire for the night, I'm resting for a relatively "normal"
Saturday night on the town.
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