Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Supposedly, you find something when you're least looking for it.
Well, I suppose, then, this is self-defeating.
I grew up in rural western Pennsylvania, about 40 miles north of
Pittsburgh, an area where the land is rich with cows, corn, and
Christianity. I've never raised cattle or grown corn, nor have I
ever identified as Christian. I eat beef. I'm not against carbs.
And I believe there is a fine line between religion and insanity.
My hometown has dubbed itself "A great place to live."
Like many, after high school, I left. I attended and graduated from
college in Washington, D.C., and promptly moved to New York City,
which, I've decided after thirteen years here, is truly a great
place to live.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I manage one of the highest profile restaurants in the city. My
work environment is high stress, and, at times, overwhelming. The
hours are long. The work week, unconventional. Some days, I feel
like a glorified bus boy. Other days, I feel like a professional
fire fighter. Most days, I feel like I'm on top of the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying the wrong thing at exactly the right time...and using
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In order...my eyes, my nose, my hands, my feet, my crotch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food. Water. Shelter. Great friends. Laughter. Integrity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work. Cracking whips. Entertaining the masses.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you dare...bonus points if you are 5' 10" to 6'2", have light brown
to blonde hair, you have an upper lip and a nice tooth to gum
ratio, you don't keep facial hair (especially that beard that
everyone and their mother is wearing these days), you don't own
aviator sunglasses, and you can wear a ball cap backwards without
looking like a douche bag. Or, if you are, or at least strongly
resemble Sidney Crosby, who notably doesn't fit all of those
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