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abstab

28 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:38pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i like to read and i like to write and i like to have fun and nothing is serious.

if i could have chosen what animal i was i would have chosen pangolin.

that's my niece, I love her.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
boob wrangling for pay, writing, riding my bike, meeting people, reading lots of books.

update: to save you some time, no, that doesn't mean i'm a stripper.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being irresponsible
The first things people usually notice about me
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I over use commas
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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writers i like: john cheever, dennis cooper, dennis johnson, raymond carver, andre dubus (not the 3rd), chelsea martin, john irving, lidia yuknavitch has a phenomenal autobiography, bill cotter, jessica anthony, nicole krauss, flannery o'connor, vonnegut blah blah blah. things i've read recently: etgar keret, don delillo, justin taylor, chris bachelder, joshua ferris, charles d'ambrosio, eugenides, thomas cooper, chad kultgen, kate zambrino

recently cant stop listening to: sylvan esso, CHVRCHES, typhoon, the blow, the chromatics, fpodbpod, eight and a half, the xx, feist, cut copy, star slinger, purity ring, velvet underground, old modest mouse

the point is my favorite movie. I'm always up for movie recommendations.

whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my friends
total babes
dancing
books
my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to read next, what I'm going to do tonight, babes, boning, whether my dog got out in the house and ate everything, why i find cross stitching so satisfying, ethical hedonism, whether derrida was full of shit and why he half makes me swoon
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i recently received a larger than life cardboard cutout of david hasslehoff on a throne for my birthday. he has taken up a permanent residence in my living room. i like him more than i like you.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you like getting a little crazy.
you have no interest in monogamy, or trying to make me interested in it.
you want to people watch.
you want to talk about the beats being bullshit.