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abstories347

34 Elkridge, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–51
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Conversation and laughter are very big for me. If you're too sensitive to find humor in everything, we probably won't get along. I've heard so many stories about how men act on here, I am not that kind of guy at all and promise to treat you with respect and a genuine interest in getting to know you.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been working in I.T. and computer programming for my entire adult life. Working with the same company for so many years has made office life feel like another family life. I'm great at what I do and it affords me the opportunity to creatively solve problems.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Aggressive honesty.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Wit and very dry/inappropriate sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ralph Waldo Emerson, Jonathan Safron Foer
Movies: Phoebe in Wonderland, anything Edward Burns
Music: Everything, favorite bands are the likes of Jacks Mannequin
Food: I'm a guy, I'll eat anything
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is my profile responsible for the lack of interest I seem to generate on here? Nope, it's probably just my face.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making dinner and watching a movie or reading a book... unless is there a good concert going on in the area.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My default sexual setting is platonic... or nervous.
You should message me if
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I'm sure you've already made up your mind about contacting me.