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abstories347

34 M Elkridge, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–51
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Sarcastic and very laid back. I'm often told I have a calming influence on people.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been working in I.T. and computer programming for 13 years... I also spent a few years as a volunteer EMT and firefighter.
I’m really good at
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Noticing things, listening, making jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Wit and very dry/inappropriate sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ralph Waldo Emerson, Jonathan Safron Foer
Movies: Phoebe in Wonderland, anything Edward Burns
Music: Everything, favorite bands are the likes of Jacks Mannequin
Food: I'm a guy, I'll eat anything
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Those banner ads on the internet with a really old guy who is super jacked and fit... they really creep me out.
Music, art, writing... Where to take my next vacation.
What is the male equivalent of a sexy french maid outfit?
Am I doing this wrong?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making dinner and watching a movie or reading a book... unless is there a good concert going on in the area.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 14, my family and I took our annual trip to Ocean City. It was the first year that I noticed a girl on the beach every day... she was about 2 blocks down the sand from me, but always garnered my attention. By the 5th night, I decided to venture down to the beach on my own and listen to my walkman. Sure, I was secretly hoping she would magically come out at the same time and notice me without me actually putting any effort into it. What do you know, she really did. I spent most of the night with her and her friends walking up the beach laughing and experiencing things I had never done with a girl I liked before. Eventually she grabbed my hand and that was our moment. Unfortunately it was her last night at the beach and cell phones/email/facebook didn't exist back then. I never asked for her number, in fact, even though I loved being around her, I never really "tried" to get her attention or continue our contact. Obviously I never saw or heard from her again, is that how all of my relationships have gone?
You should message me if
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You're funny or if you think my face is funny. I'm not a big fan of the instant date, I'd prefer having a few conversations first. Men and women can be just friends.
If you type the word "shud" instead of "should" please don't contact me.