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abstractbusynes

31 M Venice, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Funny human. Dog person. Santa Monica native. Venice dweller. Arizona alum. ESFP/unicorn (says the internet). Soft spot for women who prefer concerts/reefer/sandwiches to clubs/bottle service/going home smelling like a sweaty doorknob.

Half outdoorsman, half indoorsman, 100% doorsman.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Renewing affection for my hometown. Pausing in the middle of intersections when something visually pleases me. Writing jokes for greeting cards. Driving for Lyft, which I enjoy more than I ever could've imagined. Coffee hunting on the beach every morning. Satiating an oral fixation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding humor in every situation. Especially the bad ones.

Wordplay/trivia.
Full-scale/miniature versions of golf/tennis.
Identifying Beatles songs in the first 5 seconds.
Shooting pool.
Mixtapes.
Always leaving a note.
Getting stoned and eating all the _______________ .
Always knowing which way is north. Except in parking structures.
Or Brooklyn.

Capturing some moments, making fun of others. Instagram/Twitter: @themikewhite (No abs or selfies, just better photography & jokes than most.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes. Walk. Penmanship. What I'm eating, the speed with which I'm doing so. That I look like that guy that was on that show with that guy and all those other guys. (I was that guy.) The fuzzy pink mustache on my car.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Killing Yourself to Live, The Time Traveler's Wife, Fahrenheit 451, Into Thin Air, The Average American Male, The Lie, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt, Willful Creatures. I'm not religious by ANY stretch, but my two "bibles" on each nightstand are Rabbi Telushkin's Jewish Literacy and Howard Zinn's People's History of the U.S.

The Apartment, Some Like It Hot, Dr. Strangelove, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Goodfellas, Big Fish, Hot Fuzz, The Jerk, Ghostbusters, Life is Beautiful, High Fidelity, Annie Hall, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Anchorman, Superbad, Scott Pilgrim, Man on Wire, The King's Speech, Roman Holiday, Munich, Full Metal Jacket, Into the Wild, Closer, Ratatouille, UP! (In addition to quality animated storytelling, Pixar also has a monopoly on my heartstrings.)

My 3 favorite TV dramas of all time are Friday Night Lights, The Wire, and Breaking Bad. Otherwise: Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, House of Cards, Parks and Recreation, Veep, VICE, Girls, Louie, 30 Rock, Broad City, The League, How I Met Your Mother, South Park, Party Down, Freaks and Geeks, Daily Show/Colbert, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Bruce Springsteen, Tallest Man on Earth, The National, Titus Andronicus, Yeasayer, Beatles, Okkervil River, Belle and Sebastian, Vampire Weekend, Girls, Beach House, Dustbowl Revival, Portugal. the Man, Dr. Dog, Beirut, Dawes, Roy Orbison, Camera Obscura, Avett Brothers, Surfer Blood, Cut Copy, Milo Greene, Lord Huron, The Kinks, First Aid Kit, Blind Pilot, Wilco, PAPA, Tame Impala, Allah-Las, Dum Dum Girls, Haim, Flume.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Documentary supplies: camera, pen, paper (iPhone)
2. Good company
3. Good music
4. Good coffee
5. Good herb
6. The open road
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Perfecting jokes. Which new state I'll visit next. The next LP I have to get down to. Agonizing over adjectives and alliterations. San Francisco. What's for lunch. My last great golf shot. My next tattoo.

The outrageously good fortune of being incarnated as a functional, healthy human being from a loving Southern California family.

Dogs. Specifically pugs and bulldogs. Just love those little mutants.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With people I love, in a place I love, exercising all five senses as best I can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm by all means an equal opportunity dater, but Asian women have an upper hand lately. Richard Simmons once saved my life. I've been to Delaware.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're searching for happiness or comfort in a partner, not a label. If that's in a relationship, so be it. If that's over a piece of pie, we could be worse off. If that's tripping our faces off and making out through a show, bring it.

You're ready to not be on this site any more.

You're a good communicator. You're accountable. You clean up after yourself. (You're an adult.)

You're impulsive, yet rational. You prefer seeing and savoring where things are going, not agonizing over where they might lead.

You'd cut your hair short or get a tattoo. Not that you have or do currently, but you would. Because you could.

You've considered San Francisco as a potential home or fancy yourself open to the notion.

You've made it through this entire profile and can muster a response longer than 20 words and deeper than "Hey, I like coffee too." (That was copied and pasted.)

You're on the West side, or at least spend a decent chunk of your time here.

You can take a compliment without letting it go to your head, hike without being eaten by wolves, road trip without getting antsy, and appreciate a good pun. You're as capable of returning affection and honesty as you are welcoming it. You aren't afraid of love.

You've actually enjoyed reading my profile, maybe even chuckled once or twice.

You're a sports fan, or willing to learn. You're as happy grabbing a few pitchers for a game or tailgating as you are with a fancy dinner or wine tasting.

You're 420-ready, drink within reason, and probably eat meat. (Nothing against vegans/vegetarians or dating them, but I really, truly, sincerely, honestly, frankly and wholeheartedly enjoy eating all of Mother Nature's creatures. It's the circle of life, and we shouldn't take for granted the fact that our species has literally fought its way out of the food chain.) You might dabble in the harder stuff from time to time.

If smoking a joint and fooling around in bed before walking to brunch on the beach sounds like a decent Sunday morning.

You'll drive from A to E instead of flying so you can stop at B, C, and D. (Provided time isn't a factor.)

You're sweet. You either think of yourself as or aspire to be a good person. (Not nearly enough emphasis on this in the world today.)

You're looking for someone to call home.