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26 West New York, NJ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:02pm
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Other, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Politics / Government
Rather not say
English (Fluently), Turkish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Ex-sophist, specializing in exchanging unique insight for sexual favors. Looking to meet other cynics and those interested in dark humor.

Recently returned to the US to take a break from breathing tear gas (only to notice; significant rise of tear gas use in the US =/ )
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to ride a goddamn motorcycle without falling off. Media manager for international NGO. Small business owner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Agitation. Provocation. Dodging projectile weapons, chemical water cannons, and sprinting through a crowd. Creative campaigning. Detecting bullshit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Dry wit.

I've been told that it was my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thompson's collected works, Cat's Cradle, The Myth of Sisyphus, Fight Club, On Liberty, Slaughterhouse 5, One-Dimensional Man, Either/Or, No Exit, Being and Time, Being and Nothingness;

Reservoir Dogs, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The Road, SLC Punk, Hot Tub Time Machine, I'm Not There, Groundhog Day;

Gotham, Game of Thrones, Band of Brothers, Rome, House, Deadwood, Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, The Daily Show;
Rock of Ages, The Seafarer, Macbeth, Fiddler on the Roof, Abdulcanbaz;

Nu, Chinawoman, Modest Mouse, Gogol Bordello, Radiohead, Massive Attack, Dethklok, Bob Dylan, Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, Immortal Technique, Flobots, Kanye West, Mt Eden, Excision, Tupac;

Most things I make, Filet Mignon, spicy chicken quesadilla, General Tso's Chicken, hellim cheese and vegetable wrap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smug elitism. Populist demagoguery. Schadenfreude. Smartphone. Pen and paper. Bunch of keys.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Universalizable statements, civil disobedience, nonviolent resistance, the economy, the environment, liberty, aesthetics, sustainability, post-apocalyptic society, Dave Chappelle's career.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Friday night" is for children.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, I get sad.

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

True story.
You should message me if
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I'm on here to just sort of lurk. If I can meet interesting people in the meantime, all the better.

Just strike up a conversation, it's fine.