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absurdisan

27 Istanbul, Turkey Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 10:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), Turkish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ex-sophist, specializing in exchanging unique insight for debauchery. Looking to meet other cynics and dark humor enthusiasts.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Staying active. Media manager for international NGO. Small business owner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Absurdist provocation. Detecting bullshit. Breaking the fourth wall.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My piercing eyes, no doubt.

For realsies, though? Dry wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thompson's collected works, Cat's Cradle, The Myth of Sisyphus, Fight Club, On Liberty, Slaughterhouse 5, One-Dimensional Man, Either/Or, No Exit, Being and Time, Being and Nothingness;

Reservoir Dogs, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The Road, SLC Punk, Hot Tub Time Machine, I'm Not There, Groundhog Day, the goddamn Avengers;

Gotham, Game of Thrones, Band of Brothers, Rome, House, Deadwood, Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, The Daily Show;
Rock of Ages, The Seafarer, Macbeth, Fiddler on the Roof;

Nu, Chinawoman, Modest Mouse, Gogol Bordello, Radiohead, Massive Attack, Dethklok, Bob Dylan, Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, Immortal Technique, Flobots, Kanye West, Mt Eden, Excision, Tupac, Nu, just ambient noise;

Most things I make, Filet Mignon, spicy chicken quesadilla, General Tso's Chicken, hellim cheese and vegetable wrap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Moral compass. Sense of humor. Schadenfreude. Smartphone. Pen and paper. Bunch of keys.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Universalizable statements, civil disobedience, nonviolent resistance, the economy, the environment, liberty, aesthetics, sustainability, post-apocalyptic society, Dave Chappelle's career.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Friday night" is for children.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes, I get sad.

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

True story.
You should message me if
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I'm on here to just sort of lurk. If I can meet interesting people in the meantime, all the better.

Just strike up a conversation, it's fine.