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absurdweirdo

38 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Firstly, I am in an honest, loving, open relationship with my long term girlfriend. AKA Polyamorous, polyamory. If you are likewise, or if you're game, you'll already know what that means! We tend to date separately, but wouldn't be adverse to meeting up with other couples.
I am an artist and I am silly. I like to paint and draw but, by golly, sometimes it's just too introverted of an endeavor for an extroverted goofball like me. Hence I am oft to be found acting as ridiculous as possible with friends until unreasonable hours. I am a ham and I am a good listener. I care about the friendships I form and have a hard time making enemies. I like to act, and maybe get the chance to do so about once a year. I like to blather wildly at karaoke, but I also like to pass the limelight of focus onto the next person. I believe that I'm fairly intelligent, but I try to hide it behind lowbrow humor. I'm fascinated by metaphysics and yoga, but perhaps a lil' youthful in my understandings thereof. I occasionally get wrapped up in my own art, hiding like a caveman. But I haven't been there in a while. It's more fun out here right now. Twirling stupidly through the night, with dear friends to pirouette with. Wheeeeeee!
What I’m doing with my life
I am dancing erratically to the music.
Ba Dop Ba Da Doo Wop Ba Ba!
I am a scene painter professionally. Painting and carving props for plays and T.V shows and museums. I've come to the recent conclusion that professionalism is partly not taking yourself so seriously. All is well, so I'll be patient, until the end of just one more song.
I’m really good at
Being a giving and jovial fellah.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well being 6'7" makes ya stand out in a crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
some books and some authors: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Bertrand Russell's History of Western Philosophy, Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, Hawking's Brief History of Time, Tom Wolfe's Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, Neil Gaiman's Anasi Boys and Sandman Series, Alan Moore's Watchmen, Stephen King's Christine, Dalai Llama's How to Practice.

some movies: Inherit the Wind, Touch of Evil, Ed Wood, Fight Club, Down by Law, Shawshank Redemption (which is like Beaches for men), Lord of the Rings (again i am part dork), The Wrestler, Howard the Duck--That's right Howard the Duck! Stupid and adorable, they got robbed at the Oscar's! Robbed!

shows: Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Carnivale, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Peep Show, eh, whatever's on, when I feel like watching.

music: Tom Waits, Pizzicato Five, They Might be Giants, Johnny Cash, Sinatra, Motorhead, Adele, Public Enemy, Macy Gray, Nirvana, Winehouse, Weird Al, Nina Simone, Otis Redding, Elvis presley, Elvis Costello, The Roots, Gaga. eh, whatever's on when I feel like listening.

food: Well i lean toward vegetarianism, because it's just easier, but when I've been a good boy for a spell, I oft reward myself with the winning combo of La Phroaig scotch and Popeye's fried chicken. Mmmmm.
The six things I could never do without
Affection
Sharing
Passion
Fun
Goofin Off
Incomplete Lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which of the dozens of projects that I am thinking about, shall I make the time to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out. Dancing poorly. Drinking. Talking to new people. Being fascinated by everything. Maybe wearing a plum foolish outfit, if my friends get there way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm as organized and neurotic as I am free wheelin and excitable.
Life be but a balancing game.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're fun.
You love being amazed by the world.
You're poly or poly friendly.
You don't mind that I am a giant.
You like getting to know people, and don't need a script.
Cause I ain't got no script, I'm just adlibbing out here.