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26 M Raleigh, NC

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–27
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My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on med school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
note: i was told i should place the part about how capital letters make me a sad panda at the top of this thing, as it seems that some people correlate such a dearth with a proportionate lack of intelligence. this is not the case, i assure you. with that being said, you should know that capital letters do indeed make me a lugubrious ailuropod.

hi there. i'm evan.

i currently work as a software engineer at an undisclosed location that involves three letters, statistics, and delicious lunches which are eaten to the smooth piano-playing skills of a man who wears dark glasses to make people think he's blind.

• i like people, generally speaking.
• dogs make me happy, if not only for the fact that my return home from anywhere whatsoever (for any given length of time) is the most epic event in recent history to mine.
• i don't think i've ever been satisfied with the way my hair looks.
• i love snowboarding.
• sometimes i wonder what my life would be like if i had been born a velociraptor. not necessarily in the mezozoic era, either.
• i own no less than seven stuffed penguins.
• soccer. oh em gee, soccer. if you follow EPL and your team involves the color red, you can stop reading this now.
• i could drink red bull (sugar free, mind you) until the end of time and i'd be completely fine with that.
• i'm a total nerd, but i don't really play vidya games or much of that.
• people call me out for being a beer snob all the time. i'm sorry, i drank enough natty light earlier in my college career. i like to enjoy what i'm drinking now, and usually that means something i can't (easily) see through. note: IPAs are the (rather delicious) exception to this.
• sprinkler systems get me all hot and bothered. yep.
• it makes me sad that i live two hours from the beach now. i used to surf when i was younger, and there's not a better way to start your morning.
• i used to sing in an a cappella group.
• i've never gone to REI and left with only the thing i went there for.
• i like guys. scandalous, i know.
• i enjoy singing very loudly with the windows down while driving and reveling in the varied reactions displayed by other motorists.
• i can dougie. please don't ask me to.
• when pumping gas and/or leaving tips, i can't let the total end up being anything other than a multiple of five.
• i laugh at extremely corny jokes.
• i use the word "rawr" in everyday conversation.
• i'm willing to bet that half of the t-shirts i own were purchased from
• i have a slight obsession with dinosaurs. my license plate is "RAWRRRR?" yes, it is necessary for it to be interrogative.

this list is getting entirely too long. i'm going to stop now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
quite a bit. working full time, going to school full time, and i volunteer with the fire service and EMS. med school is most likely where i'll end up. i mean, that's what i really love to do. not really a fan of sitting behind a desk all day, although my office is pretty sweet. fixing people is a hell of a lot more fun than fixing networks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of stuff. finding good music, cuddling (yes, seriously), singing, extinguishing fires, enterprise systems architecture, pragmatic coding, objective-c, biochemistry, really horrible puns, residential construction... the list goes on. not that i'm conceited or anything; everyone has their strong points.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are that i'm a guy, i have hair, and that i wear t-shirts. sometimes. people also make fun of me for hating sweet tea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i don't read very much, but i'd like to. that kinda got ruined by this stupid thing we had in elementary school called accelerated reader... but that's another story. (hah! do you see what i did there? with the pun? ...never mind.)

i can get into just about any movie. ask to see my netflix queue. prepare to be amazed and/or shocked. i'm rather partial to christopher guest movies, though. especially ones that are an hour and a half of movie leading up to one cleverly executed joke.

even though this question mentions nothing about television shows, i'm going to be a rebel and talk about them anyway. i love 30 rock, arrested development, it's always sunny in philadelphia, and all of the other shows you'd expect me to like given those three. i've recently become somewhat obsessed with portlandia and, as such, have placed birds upon many an object.

i'm all about some indie music, generally. freelance whales, two door cinema club, miniature tigers, future islands, feist, aesop rock, micachu, ólafur arnalds, memoryhouse, jónsi, philip glass, faded paper figures, the naked and famous, bombadil, the bear romantic, the rosebuds, superchunk, surfer blood, LCD soundsystem, holy ghost!, shit robot, city and colour, the pains of being pure at heart, mogwai, yelle, andrew bird, we were promised jetpacks, french horn rebellion, gayngs, bowerbirds, movits!, delorean, patrick wolf, of montreal, first aid kit, the polish ambassador, owen pallett/final fantasy, goldfrapp, joanna newsom, phantogram, architecture in helsinki... the list goes on. i could fill up a page with the bands i like. unfortunately, no one's even heard of half of them. if you have, i will love you forever. i also like normal-people music: jimmy eat world, death cab, something corporate, the national, bon iver, etc. so don't be scared. oh, and then there's wagner, liszt, schubert, mussorgsky, and mahler. pretty cool guys.

oddly enough, i've been listening to a lot of bluegrass music lately. never thought i'd like that.

(FUN FACT: the 506 is a great place for a first date. i'm just sayin'.)

i don't really care too much about food. i eat it because i prefer to be living, thank you very much. if i had to pick, however, i'd probably go with sushi, as cliché as that is. i also like (really, really hot) thai food. despite it being quite contradictory, i do rather enjoy cooking. with that being said, i am rather adventurous when i *do* eat... so please, try and amaze me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) my phone, as sad as that is.
2) my friends. life sucks without them.
3) stuffed sharks who are willing to pretend to eat me in pictures. (NOTE: the shark in question's name is nathan.)
4) netflix. 'nuff said.
5) my macbook pro.
6) my car. i love my car. i could get along fine without it, but it's just so much fun to drive.
7) lowercase letters. it'd be fairly hard to communicate without them.
8) lists that contain less than eight items.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
existentialism. and koalas. i like koalas. and turtles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually out at a show somewhere or at the borough/foundation/raleigh times/the saucer/landmark/insert-name-of-good-bar-in-downtown-raleigh-here. it varies, however. i generally have no idea what i'm doing on any given friday night until it happens. my friends are awesome like that, and i seriously love spontaneity.

i'm also partial to cuddling on the couch and watching episodes of stupid tv shows and ridiculous movies.

take your pick.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that i watch degrassi. shoot me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're currently breathing. that's kind of a prerequisite. it would also help if you were able to type. if you're able to send me a message without typing, i have some questions for you.