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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 29–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 10
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Outgoing introvert with a quick wit + big heart. I balance easily between contented homebody and social butterfly, and a lot of my life centers around writing and comedy. I love spending time with my family, especially my brothers, and I trip out to L.A. and Chicago as often as possible to hang with them. I'm a huge fan of traveling in general, and it's a goal to pack my winters with as much of it as I can. In the non-winter seasons, I spend a lot of time walking/biking around the chain of lakes with friends; hanging at a local brewery with a pack of pals (Fulton and Fair State are current favs); wandering around the third floor of the MIA; exploring the bike paths around Minnehaha Falls; and/or checking out a live show, open mic, or local sporting event (dying to check out the new Saints Stadium).

Two years ago I challenged myself to rely solely on public transportation and my bike to get dis hot ass around town. Giving up my car has definitely been an adventure - I miss spontaneous roads trips The Most - but it's also forced me to get to know my neighborhood, outlying community, and city in a whole new way. This challenge won't last forever, but this is probably something you might want to know about me right off the bat. Getting around in the TC proper is easy, but if you're from, say, Circle Pines, we're probably not a convenient match for the immediate future.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a writer, long-time serial blogger, and podcaster. I've got three books out (fiction and creative non-fiction); I host a podcast about personal development + co-host a podcast about pop culture; and I blog about everything from reality TV, natural wellness, pop culture, modern spirituality, and personal development (it's a lot more fun than it sounds). I'm currently working hard on a fourth book, but a thing about me is that I kind of hate talking about what I'm writing. It feels a little like I'm telling stories about kids I don't yet have, and I don't even like hearing stories about people's kids that they *do* have.

Except for yours, of course.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing about feelings; coming up with Halloween costumes; delivering quick comebacks; playing it cool in hectic situations; finding the fun(ny) in boring/annoying ones; dancing it out; tipping my server; and memorizing lyrics to songs no one else likes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My laugh. I'm usually laughing somewhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lifelong favorite books include Population 485 by Michael Perry, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Froer, Bossypants by Tina Fey, The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero, and Prep by Curtis Sittenfeld. I'll also totally cop to forever loving Eat Pray Love by Elizabeth Gilbert, Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery, and all the Harry Potter books.

High Fidelity, Princess Bride, Wet Hot American Summer, She's Out of My League (so underrated but SO, so good); 10 Things I Hate About You; The Wedding Singer; The Family Man; Blade Runner; A Cabin In The Woods; Easy A; Super Troopers; Step Brothers; and Monty Python & The Holy Grail are among my favorite movies. I love almost everything Wes Anderson and Judd Apatow does. I also watch a LOT of good-bad movies, particularly Lifetime Originals (A Deadly Adoption was BRILLIANT).

Fav TV shows include Game of Thrones, Nashville, Inside Amy Schumer, Community, UnReal, Six Feet Under, Orange Is The New Black, and Gilmore Girls. I also write recaps for a *lot* of TV. I'm currently building a podcast and recap blog series around Degrassi: The Next Generation, and I first started recapping The Bachelor because I loved making fun of it, but it's since become a Thing.

Which is fine.

It's going to be totally, totally fine.

I also devour podcasts, especially The Nerdist and You Made It Weird w/ Pete Holmes.

Local Natives, CHVRCHES, Bon Iver, Haim, Brand New, Daughter, Blood Orange, Ben Howard, and Typhoon are a good welcoming committee when it comes to my listening tastes. Lately I've been really digging the new Brandon Flowers album. I also dork out on a lot of Yacht Rock (like, a really lot).

I make a point to eat super healthy 90% of the time, and I love to cook. But that 10% is happily spent at The Libertine, Bar La Grassa, The Strip Club, Brasa, and anywhere that has anything even slightly resembling sushi. It's a legit goal to hit up Parlour in the nearest possible future.

I also know the guac is extra.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Writing materials, the internet, espresso, music, bodies of water, and a pair of really great boots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing. Meditation. The hilarious things my friends say and do. Mountains and the sea. Iceland and humpback whales. The shape I want my life to take. How all pizzas can be personal pizzas if you just try hard enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting around the campfire with pals. I have a standing Friday night party with my inner circle called The Hot Terb Clerb, where everyone's invited to come over to mine, grill out, hang out around the fire, jump into the hot tub, etc.

But on Saturday night...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate bowling.
You should message me if
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You navigate calmly and confidently in unfamiliar territory.

You know better than to post a bunch of photos you took of yourself standing shirtless in front of your bathroom mirror.

You don't need to visit a girl's profile 15 times before gaining the courage to message her.

You celebrated the recent decision by the Supreme Court to make gay marriage a constitutional right across all 50 states.

You like your life and what you're about.