ACCHONBURIKE SOUP (1 SERVING) -

ingredients:
old cartoons, music (!!!), sketchbooks of various sizes, kar kulture (even though i suck at driving), old cartoons, old school videogame/arcade consoles, ink, melolagnia, krav maga, D&D (still a novice), old comics, baking, drinking and all other sorts of devious, devilish vices.

directions:
take comic book artist, freelance graphic designer, massage therapy / krav maga student, and wage slave. mix well.

uses:
cooking, massage, telling retarded puns (see 'puns'), singing (see 'caterwauling'), finding stupid videos on the internet, playing platformer games, doodling stupid story-pictures, punching things, and MUCH MORE.

new (to you) features!:
dwaven stature! bright eyes! various retarded giggles! lack of fashion sense! tattoos! hyperactivity and unwillingness to stand still!

recommended if you like:

- music: punk, rockabilly, psychobilly, fantasy metal, swing, ragtime, post-mod 'group sounds', chiptune, industrial, folk, bluegrass, baroque, hilarious hiphop, etc.

- cartoons/comics: felix the cat, the spirit, little nemo, a lot of classic WB/Disney, Detective Comics, adventure time, a lot of old-ass anime, bionic6, blackjack, etc.

- dumb tv shows/movies: Pete&Pete, house md, metropolis (1924), interstella55555, ultraman, ESOTSM, idiocracy, scott pilgrim, steamboy, blazing saddles, dancer in the dark, etc.

- food: pretty much anything.
- drink: (see 'food').

best with:

1. cartoons
2. something to draw on/with
3. my hands
4. MUSIC (!)
5. good friends
6. a pulse

"what i'm gonna be when i grow up"

available NOW at:
most local punk/metal shows, parks, cult movie shows, comic book stores! (or at home online, cause im a dork..)

WARNING:
does contain high fructose corn syrup.

a - you know what game grumps is without having to google it.
b - you are able to have an intelligent conversation without it devolving in a competition.
c - you know how to get through geno's forest.