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22 Coram, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Working on two-year college
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My self-summary
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I'm in a band. Kind of. I also spend my weekends standing on the sidewalks of Patchogue getting money thrown at me by drunk people because I'm holding a guitar in my hands. Most of the time I'm not even playing anything, they just assume I know how to play. Nature is amazing.
What I’m doing with my life
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If I'm not playing music, I'm usually going out with my friends on adventures into Nassau so we can find thrift shops and stores that sell Nintendo 64 games that we haven't been to yet (you'd be surprised how hard that is). I also work at a hospital and I'm saving up to move out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making breakfast. Like pancakes and waffles? I'm your man.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually it's "you don't look your age". Then again I'm not sure what you need to do to look 22, but I guess the only person who knows the answer to that is Taylor Swift, and I'm not about to ask her that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Wilfred, Scrubs, Futurama, The IT Crowd, Parks & Recreation, Arrested Development, Archer, Peep Show, South Park, Breaking Bad, Louie

Music: I listen to a lot of indie rock and hip hop. Two Door Cinema Club, Kanye West, Beck, The xx, Vampire Weekend, The Drums, Lorde, Foster the People, Bombay Bicycle Club, Passion Pit, Gorillaz, Gnarls Barkley, Coma Cinema/Elvis Depressedly, Little Green Cars, Phoenix

Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Ender's Game, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Food: Penne ala Vodka, chinese food, Taco Bell, and the holy grail, Mentos, the chewy mint.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Hard Cider, my vocal cords, a guitar, tea, and Mentos, the Freshmaker.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mentos: stay fresh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either busking in Patchogue, or doing something other than busking in Patchogue (I busk in Patchogue a lot).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm afraid of open water. I also hate bananas with a passion, but that's neither here nor there.
You should message me if
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-You're into creative stuff and good music.
-You won't ever ask me to cover a Dave Matthews song. Ever.
-You're attracted to men who will probably grow up to be Tobias Funke.