accuseme
23 Coram, NY
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My self-summary
I like to think of myself as a smaller Andy Dwyer.

I don't really take this thing that seriously, I also don't take the television show "The Big Bang Theory" seriously. Those two are unrelated, I just really hate "The Big Bang Theory".
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm going to school for music, and I'm pr and I work at a hospital. I also sing and play guitar, so I play shows and open mics sometimes (if I look familiar, you probably drunkenly threw money at me while I street performed in Patchogue one summer evening).

(On the offchance you're a musician and in the interest of using this dating website for non-dating related things, I also own recording equipment and I'm trying to get better at it so let me know if you want a free recording!)
I’m really good at
making breakfast, finding humor in things that don't need humor injected into them, and popping wheelies on Heelies (wheely-popping, some might call it).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Wilfred, Scrubs, Futurama, The IT Crowd, Parks & Recreation, Arrested Development, Archer, The Twilight Zone

Music: I listen to a lot of indie rock and hip hop. Two Door Cinema Club, The Wombats, Kanye West, Beck, The xx, Vampire Weekend, Slick Rick, The Drums, Lorde, Foster the People, Bombay Bicycle Club, Passion Pit, Gorillaz, Coma Cinema/Elvis Depressedly, Little Green Cars, Phoenix

Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Ender's Game, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Food: I could make a list for this but honestly if I could just live on a diet of italian food for the rest of my life I'll be ok.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why there are so many white guys named Matt and Brandon who all have the same buzzcut, clothing style and interests (sports, working out and their truck). Also they all talk the same way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at an open mic night/gig or working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I thought "lingerie" was pronounced "linger-ee" until a year ago.
You should message me if
You want to tell me about your favorite Nintendo 64 games (bonus points if they were made by Rareware!)
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