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accuseme

23 Coram, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know that guy in your high school social studies class who always sat at the second to last row of the classroom with his Champion brand hoodie and would ask for a pencil at least 3 times a week (and on that rare occasion, a pen), and there was always definitely the faint smell of weed on him, and he was always wearing shorts even though it was clearly winter time and nobody should be wearing shorts in that weather?

Yeah, I was the guy who sat two seats to the left of that guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I work at a hospital (more specifically in the nutrition department). I also sing and play guitar, so 9 times out of 10 during my free time I'm either at an open mic night or a show, busking on Main Street in Patchogue (perhaps youve drunkenly thrown money at me), or at home practicing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making breakfast. Like pancakes and waffles? I'm your man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: Wilfred, Scrubs, Futurama, The IT Crowd, Parks & Recreation, Arrested Development, Archer, Peep Show, Breaking Bad, Louie

Music: I listen to a lot of indie rock and hip hop. Two Door Cinema Club, Kanye West, Beck, The xx, Vampire Weekend, The Drums, Lorde, Foster the People, Bombay Bicycle Club, Passion Pit, Gorillaz, Gnarls Barkley, Coma Cinema/Elvis Depressedly, Little Green Cars, Phoenix

Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Ender's Game, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Food: I could make a list for this but honestly if I could just live on a diet of italian food for the rest of my life I'll be ok.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at an open mic night/gig or working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I thought "lingerie" was pronounced "linger-ee" until a year ago.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're a creative type and have good music taste. You'll know this if you won't ever ask me to cover a Dave Matthews song. Ever.
-You're attracted to men who will probably eventually become a real life Tobias Funke
-You're off to explore somewhere and need someone to play your theme music as you're going.

Side note, I will be moving to Queens later this summer, but if that doesn't bother you/you're just looking for something short term by all means shoot me a message. :)