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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Christianity and laughing about it
Post grad
Has kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I'm looking for a compatible woman. Crazy idea I know. I figure I should roll the dice and expand my horizons online. I've had all my shots. I'm well-insured. I'm mayonnaise-free. If all that hasn't enticed you already, keep reading!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Sampling beers. More working. Trying not to corrupt any youth in my presence. Attempting to stay fit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Two-finger typing. Minor home repair. Killing spiders. Partying like it's 1999.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm usually a little quiet at first but warm up quickly. I don't have much of a mental filter so I'm prone to say what I think which is often politically incorrect. Also my smoldering sexuality. I'm like a whitebread Antonio Banderas.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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South Park. Workaholics. The Wire. Game of Thrones. I don't read too much anymore. I'll eat anything except fish. I should eat more vegetables. I have never really understood the appeal of Thai food but I could fake liking it for the right woman. I've gotten too old to search for new good music so I just listen to old stuff anymore.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pizza. Internet. Beef. My kick-ass gold teeth. Sassy black women who only exist as media caricatures. Nitrogen-based fertilizers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How soon can I retire and live on the beach? Why do I get so many emails from people who think I have a small penis that I want enlarged?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tipping back beers or babysitting. Trying to figure out who is Key and who is Peele (Do their mothers even know?). Occasionally working,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Big boobs really don't turn me on. Except for Oprah's tig ol' bittties. Oprah, you know you are the only one for me
You should message me if
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You aren't completely nuts. A little nuts is ok. Hopefully you are kinda smart and not a murderous rapscallion intent on taking all my stuff