33 Somers Point, NJ
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My self-summary
i like to cause shenanigans, space out, make fun of other people. Ok I'm a mean person.

i like to read books, like to watch movies. Favorites are eighties movies, scifi, comedy and bad movies in genral. also listen to music as well as make up nick names for other people.

Horology is a hobby of mine. Pocket watches, mechanical wristwatches with unique complications or history interest me.
What I’m doing with my life
Just taking it a day at a time meandering through the minutiae of the random occurrences and near escapes of this existence.

Working way too much
I’m really good at
Eugooglizing, and losing my keys
The first things people usually notice about me
sparkling white teefs, i just like writing/saying teefs. I have no idea really. Maybe the incredibly inappropriate way I tend to speak?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
too many to list. I don't get to read as much as I'd like though.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the letter w, why couldn't they think of something original. or even just call it a double v cause frankly it looks more two v's to me anyway.
My existential dilemma
On a typical Friday night I am
Spacing out, playing monopoly, having a stogie with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid I might spontaneously combust
You should message me if
you're bored. would like to talk to someone new, make a friend or whatever because well I'm bored. Maybe a silly adventure.