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achtungbitte

31 / M / Straight / Single

Stockholm, Sweden

His Details

Last Online
Today – 4:15am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.69m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Work, beer, techno clubs, music, books, science, internet.
What I’m doing with my life
C25K, mustering energy for surviving the coming winter, waiting for the next book in the wheel of time series, sleeping, not smoking.
I’m really good at
Bad jokes, innuedo, cooking, baking, eating, drinking beer, google, dancing, boredom.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm short, and wear glasses. and that I exist irl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
ondskan, starship troopers, watchmen, preacher, 300, napalm, zeit zu lebe und zeit zu sterben, Im westen nichts neues, Nu dog du, V for vendetta, survivor, fight club, sandman, the walking dead, foundation, wheel of time, the dark tower, short history of nearly everything, collapse: how societies choose to fail or succed, guns germs and steel: the fates of human societies, book of the dead, zombie csu, zombie survival guide.

Films:
brazil, romper stomper, american history x, stalingrad, talvisota, finnjävlar, nattbuss 807, das boot, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, return of the living dead, re-animator, resurrected, evil dead, evil dead II, army of darkness, childs play, dolly dearest, thriller- en grym film, braindead, friday the 13:th, nightmare on elmstreet, the ring, ringu, ju-on, the hypnotist, ichi the killer, ilsa she-wolf of the SS, a chinese ghost story, fight club

Music:
swans, the skinflicks, cock sparrer, dropkick murphys, blue eyed devils, nekromantix, horrorpops, the meteors, the knife, april stevens, batmobile, bloodsucking zombies from outer space, carl klang, jan hammarlund, eire og, johnny bode, johnny cash, ladytron, the misfits, pitbullfarm, the accidents, the oppressed, nancy sinatra, the pogues, julie brown, jävlaranamma, the blood, angelic upstarts, the 4-skins, doris day, athenrye, sham 69, skinny puppy, clawfinger, otep, vive la fete, povel ramel, tenpole tudor, ministry, elvis hitler, volxsturm, the human league, x-ray spex, stray cats, mad sin, ultravox, boytronic, slagsmålsklubben, marit bergman, miss li, veronica maggio, regina spektor, alter ego, the spookshow, slayer, send more paramedics, zombie apocalypse, bloodline, rancid, morrissey, leonard cohen, zombie girl, zombie ninja army, jeans team, zombina and the skeletones, black strobe, anna ternheim, scotch, cyndi lauper, sophie rimheden, neurosis, michael gira, flogging molly, depeche mode, pink floyd, infected mushroom, vitalic, lolita storm

Food:
Roast beef, portersteak, pie, most things that can be put on a grill.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
new ways to complicate my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
To be honest, I'm probably at home.
Sometimes I'm at a techno party and dancing or drinking beer with friends, but on a typical night, I'm not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I meet someone for the first time I'm always worried that they wont like me when I'm being me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You're looking for a zombie apocalypse survival partner!
and if you understand the difference between describing yourself with adjectives rather than verbs.
and why one is better than the other.