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ack-ack-macaque

29 M Brislington, UK

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I can kind of sing and I have 'fairly good rhythm for a white boy' (actual quote from my Jamaican colleague).

"I call him Fister Roboto."

Motto: Don't be a dick.

Musician-y gamer-y geeky type bespectacled eccentric.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being rather proud of the song I wrote and uploaded to http://youtu.be/ZBwJAhOwbew (I wouldn't usually self-promote, but I'm really rather pleased with this one).

Preparing to study a degree in Astronomy and Planetary Science (bitch). Better late than never.

Visiting London as much as humanly possible.

Did I mention writing music? I've recently rediscovered my love of the art, and I am quite content with pen, paper and a head full of melodies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being modest and adoring humans. Certain humans.

Lowering the tone of the conversation.

Being a spontaneous soul.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hair, glasses or the repeated expletives.

You'll usually hear me before you see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading a few books (ask and I shall tell) and losing myself for a bit.

Listening to the new QOTSA album, and a hefty dose of Deftones. Also At The Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Clutch, Muse, Primus, Mindless Self Indulgence, Queen, Radiohead, Dirty Projectors, Biffy Clyro, Nine Inch Nails, Faith No More, Tomahawk, SOAD, Serj Tankian, RATM, Alice In Chains, Super Furry Animals, Arctic Monkeys, Jeff Buckley, Tom McRae, Oceansize, Smashing Pumpkins, John Coulton, Incubus, Down, Hurt, Bjork, Pink Floyd, The Who, The Beatles, Holy Fuck, 65daysofstatic, Mogwai, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Jay Z, Eminem, Machine Head, Reuben, Mammal, NoFX, The Offspring, Mumford & Sons, Blink 182, Meg Myers... Ask, and I shall tell.

Getting up to date on some back issues of comics, and seeking out new series.

Food? Take me to Atomic Burger in Bristol (or I will take you) and taste some of the hottest tastiest wings known to man. I could live off them and die young, unhealthy but happy.

There's always pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A clever comeback.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I daydream a lot. I have an intensely vivid imagination, and I like to drift off into outer space every once in a while. It's nice up there. Have you ever seen pictures of nebulae? I'm all about nebulae.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
being typically untypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear my heart on my sleeve, am very honest (terrible liar) and have a wonderful circle of friends. The years haven't been easy, but I'm an infinitely happier individual now. Definitely comfortable in my own skin.

I have a lazy right eye hence in pictures I'm usually half winking...

Aaaaaand, I'm rather dominant.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You like sarcasm, cynicism, suggestive sentences and sex.

Oh, and alliteration.