I am inquisitive, logical, and somewhat optimistic.
My Self-Summary
I am, essentially, a professional
geek. I work with
computers doing things that other
people are not expected to find interesting. In my spare time I
like to go out and explore how other people see the world – through
theatre,
music,
art,
cinema, etc – or just get out of London
for a little while.
I love
music in all
its forms, but who doesn't? I like a wide range of genres from
rock through
indie and into
folk,
twee, &
electronic with some
classical on the side. I
did a thing online that told me that I liked
triphop and
singer-songwriter too; I
didn't think I liked the former until I looked it up and I didn't
know the latter counts as a genre. Apparently so. I play
guitar,
clarinet, and
piano - all of them poorly. I would
love to learn to play the
accordion, mostly because of
Yann Tiersen.
I've been getting back into photography lately, after a hiatus of a
couple of years. I'm trying to create something a little more
special than "Here is a pretty girl/landscape/building" etc. You
know that quote about genius being 10% inspiration and 90%
perspiration? I think photography is like that. I also try to write
things, but I am 1/5th writer and 4/5ths writer's block. I'm not
very good at it, and never write fiction – I do short articles
about miscellaneous stuff.
I
cycle to work
every day and love it. My year in industry taught me to
juggle. I love warm weather
and spending time in green places. I like to try
new things – I'd rather see a
new film, read a new book, see a new artist live, or
travel somewhere new instead
of returning to the familiar. The culture and world in which we
live is so broad that I can't help but explore it.
I'm
vegan but not
evangelistic. You don't try and convert me and I won't try and
convert you. That said, it would be peachy if you don't think I'm a
freak for it. I'm also
teetotal, which
definitely
freaks people out. For me it's no big thing – I really don't care
if you drink, and I like (quietish) pubs, but drinking isn't for me
right now. I don't care if you drink in front of me and I don't
mind if you eat meat in front of me.
I hate mandatory text boxes in web forms.
What I’m doing with my life
Not very much, but I'm OK with that. I found a quote the other day
on a shoebox that said "There is no path. The path is made by
walking," and I finally realised what that meant. So I try not to
worry about the future, and focus on enjoying the present. And if
you can't trust a shoebox, what can you trust?
I keep saying I'm going to emigrate to Spain. I've never been, and
I don't speak Spanish, but I think I'd prefer the climate. English
weather sucks.
Right now I'm working full-time and trying to enjoy my spare time.
I live an independent life, earn a reasonable income, and have no
real responsibility (like a wife, kids, etc) so I'm just enjoying
that while I can.
I’m really good at
• Not being afraid to try something new.
• Dealing with awkwardness. A full third of my life is spent in
awkward situations.
• Not getting killed when
cycling on the roads.
• Seeing the best in people. Possibly to a fault.
• Making friends with random cats.
• Procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
The hair. It's long partially because I don't know what style I'd
cut it in if it were short & partially because I'm afraid of
hairdressers¹.
¹ I'm not really afraid of hairdressers. I made that up to
sound cool.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I really hate picking favourites because it's so absolutely final -
stating "This is as good as it gets. Ever." isn't something I like
to do. If I'd made a list of these 5 years ago and reviewed it now
I would probably put out my eyes. People's tastes change, and
there's nothing wrong with that.
I try and read when I can, as broadly as possible, but I don't have
the time like I used to. I recently read
Girlfriend in a Coma by
Douglas
Coupland and thought it was extraordinary. Not so much for the
plot or the characters (although both were good) but for the sheer
use of language. It's poetic and yet effortless – it's not trying
to beat you over the head with its own cleverness. It's just there
to be found if that's what you're looking for.
Neal Stephenson's OK
(
Cryptonomicon,
Zodiac, etc) and he does the
intermingled-storylines thing quite well, but he's a bit of a
one-trick pony and I wish he could write a believeable female
character. I read
Zorba the Greek and really liked
it. I read
Beyond Good and Evil and
hated it - avoid it. Have you ever heard anyone praise a
philosopher for their prose? No. It's all about the ideas. Do
yourself a favour and read a friendly summary book instead of
grinding through the original texts. I also like
Toby Litt,
Chuck Pahlaniuk,
Nick Hornby,
George Orwell, and
Colin Wilson.
I find it really hard to talk about favourite books because I think
a good one would stand up to repeated readings and on the whole I
don't re-read books. I'd rather read something new.
At the moment I am reading a biography of Walker Evans, and
Middlemarch.
As for film, I like pretty much anything that
Jeunet or the
Coen Brothers have touched -
Amelie,
City of Lost
Children,
Delicatessen,
O Brother Where Art
Thou?,
The Big Lebowski,
No Country For
Old Men (wasn't that film
sparse?). I have a soft spot
for
John
Kusack,
Kevin Spacey, and
Samuel L Jackson
which pulls in
Grosse Point Blank,
Pushing Tin,
American
Beauty,
Pulp
Fiction, and so on. I like
Dark City. I haven't seen much by
Woody Allen
but what I've seen I've really enjoyed.
Wes Anderson films are a bit too
self-consciously quirky but good fun nonetheless.
Music's the easiest to talk about. I listen to at least 8 hours of
it a day. I am totally head-over-heels for a band called
Miracle
Fortress, which is odd for me as I'm not normally much of a
fanboy for anything. They sound like my perfect relationship would
sound - ethereal, unusual, and sensitive. I highly recommend you
check them out. Others include
The Divine Comedy,
Mike Oldfield,
OK Go,
Led Zeppelin,
Frightened
Rabbit,
Wild
Beasts,
Nick
Drake,
The
Dodos,
Dubstar,
Jeff Buckley,
DJ Shadow,
Yann Tiersen,
Midlake,
Camera Obscura, and so on. I
could easily write a mini-essay about each of these.
I enjoy
cooking,
but I'm not a great cook. I get by, and can turn out a reasonable
meal, but whenever I cook for any of my foodie-friends I mess up
and end up serving them burnt chips and burst pies. I never, ever
burn anything when I'm cooking for one.
I like most world cuisines. I have
recently been making my
own sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Six? That many? I don't live like an ascetic, but I try to bear it
in mind.
In no particular order:
• Music
•
Cats
•
Good
company
• Oxygen
• Water
• Nourishment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff like "Melt (8) _I___L_E."
"What do I actually think about this
book/movie/idea/article?"
There's some general philosophical points that I can't quite
verbalise that roll around in my mind. It's basically a perpetual
attempt to resolve the genuine belief that existence is pointless
& life is ridiculous with the honest opinion that there's a lot
of good stuff in the world that can bring real joy. I mean,
humanity has done – is doing – a lot of crappy stuff to
each other for a variety of not-very-convincing reasons. And yet
there are trees and kittens and illustrations and avocados and so
on.
Algorithms and processes, though you wouldn't know it. It goes on
the back burner and every now and again a solution bubbles its way
up into my consciousness.
On a typical Friday night I am
I took up
jitsu a
while ago. I decided I wanted to visit dangerous places, but before
I did I should learn a martial art and a foreign language. I learnt
that I can't block a punch, don't know how to fall over, am not
nearly as fit as I'd like to think. Then I got injured and haven't
trained for a while, but I'm planning to go back soon. I'm a
sucker.
Other nights I'm out at a gig, staying at a friend's place for food
and a film, maybe out at a pub on rare occasions, or at the
cinema or
theatre. More regularly,
though, I'll be passing a quiet night at home with some food and
something to watch. I don't watch TV but I watch stuff that's been
on TV – hooray for the DVD boxed set.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I may have a bicycle fetish. Girls on bicycles are at least 2.5
times more interesting to me. This is a handicap, of course,
because you can't be suave in a helmet, reflective yellow vest, and
trouser clips. And what am I supposed to do, anyway? Draw up at the
traffic lights and be all "Hi. I see you're on a bicycle. I like
that in a woman."? Sounds like a good way to get a D-lock to the
face.
You should message me if
- You're in London, aren't going to get all freaked out by the
veganism/teetotal thing, and:
- ... want to do things together. Galleries, cinema, theatre,
gigs, meals out - the kind of stuff where it's fun to reflect on
what you've just seen with someone afterwards.
- ... like going to random gigs at short notice.
- ... have read all the way to the end and are more intrigued
than fearful.