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actualcatmom

24 F Victoria, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 10
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile was created as a joke (I know, shame on me) but I've recently relocated and actually care now.

I have a tough time labelling myself as "bisexual" but OKC doesn't have a "queer" button so I guess I have to work with what I'm given.

I have two Song of Ice and Fire-themed tattoos, one Arrested Development tribute tattoo, and a Buffy the Vampire Slayer tattoo.

I'm not very nice but if I like you I'll try. I am the queen of snark. I'm married to my job.
What I’m doing with my life
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I left the island for the wasteland of Alberta and then came back but upgraded from Nanaimo to Victoria. I am so close to finishing my BA but put that on hold when I moved. Right now I'm settling in with my partner and focusing on my job. Boring real-life shit, you know?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Embroidery, eye rolling, walking in heels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm extremely tall, my ears are stretched, there are piercings in my face. Depending on what I'm wearing (relative to the temperature), my tattoos. My hair looks like a cloud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series, The Wind Up Bird Chronicle, The Hour I First Believed, A Visit From the Goon Squad, I read about a book a week (pretentious!) so I can't list even a fraction here but those are the ones that stuck with me for a long time.

Shows: Arrested Development, Venture Bros, Breaking Bad, Gossip Girl, Ru Paul's Drag Race, Hannibal, The Wire, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, Mogwai, Sleigh Bells, A$AP Rocky, The Weeknd, Arcade Fire, Amanda Palmer, Purity Ring, Beyonce, Grimes, Queens of the Stone Age, The Knife, The Pixies, dang I better stop this list here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
money, my phone, my closet, a book, gin, money
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually an untouchable ice bitch.
and
I don't smile in photos.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
how about, you should never message me if:
you go on reddit ever
you believe the friendzone exists
you think misandry is real

I'm leaving this here because a screenshot of this very entry appeared on Reddit.