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actuallyatree

21 / M / Bisexual / Single

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:59pm
Ethnicity
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Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
—
Job
Other
Income
—
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
—
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Not that active at the moment, but I sometimes critique profiles on r/okcupid, and this account makes it easier. I will probably start it up again full time in the fall, when I am [hopefully] done being homeless.

Currently on a hiatus from work, and staying in Vancouver to burn through my tax return all the faster.
What I’m doing with my life
Lying in bathtubs reading books and policy papers.

Swearing too much.
I’m really good at
The aforementioned bathing and reading.

Not understanding rhetorical questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm kind of like Marat, but with better skin and fewer editorials calling for the deaths of political enemies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Whatever may be read in a bath.
The six things I could never do without
I don't know what I could never do without, but you know what I could do without? Those boring Sunday afternoons, when you've already had as many baths as one reasonably can have in one day, and there is nothing to do, and a heavy ennui settles over your entire life. I'd also happily do without trust-fund-anarchists, right-wingers, Ernest Hemingway, the happy and well adjusted, and cancer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do you know the word "madrugada"? It's a Spanish and Portuguese word, referring to the blue hour, that most fantastic time of the day when it is neither day or night, and when all the action in romance novels seems to take place. I think it's the most beautiful word I have heard, in any language, expressing a sentiment of depression, but also of optimism, of hope emerging from the depths of despair. It is also the name of a severely underrated Norwegian band from the late 1990s and early 2000s.
On a typical Friday night I am
Generally speaking still me. Days of the week do not seem to have an impact on my material being, seeing as how they're a social construct. Am I not so deep and existential? I got a B+ in first year philosophy class, so I'm basically Sartre.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That's not a real cigarette.

If I had the technology to transform myself into a cat, I'd do it. Cats have it made.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You want to hang out in the woods and eat cake and read books and make out if there is a mutual feeling of cuteness.