I'm a chef/ union organizer with a good sense of humor and a good
dog. I'm a fan of good food and great beer. I'm somewhat of a
cynic, but not the lame hipster kind. I'm an outspoken liberal,
frequent philosophical pontificator, and occasional meta-humor
(Fun fact, I only added that last part to win a bet that I couldn't
work pontificate and aficionado into my summary.)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional chef and part time musician and writer. If
you've ever eaten a perfect burger while listening to bluegrass or
rock music and reading a critically panned novel, you've
experienced a concentrated dose of my typical day.
I’m really good at
Home cooking, playing a guitar like someone who isn't good at it
yet, memorizing trivia to win bar contests, and hopefully
impressing women with short paragraphs about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I rarely go more than a month without radically changing my
appearance (as you can see by my pictures where I display a
shocking amount of facial and cranial hair variety.)
Alternatively, they might notice my winning personality and
stunning good looks. Or that I wore two different colored socks
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stephen King's Dark Tower Anthology, Tolkien's entire
collection, and Haruki Murakami's Hard Boiled Wonderland and the
End of the World.
Movies: Dark Knight Trilogy, Goodfellas, Godfather Part 1 and 2,
Shows: Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, and Game of Thrones.
Food: Sushi, steamed crabs, bourbon pork with rice, and Yuengling.
The six things I could never do without
My dog Beatrix,
Football on Sundays,
A decent wifi connection,
Spending time with my sisters and beautiful nieces,
At least one week a year down the ocean.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time imagining my future. Planning vacations,
making gift buying lists for holidays, thinking up ideas for new
You should message me if
Honestly if you haven't decided to message me by now, this
paragraph won't change your mind. But if you are still on the
fence, you should know that I'm extremely wealthy, own a palace in
the south of France, and frequently lie in a desperate last ditch
effort to impress people.