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actualspambot

30 M Parkville, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an easy going, laid back guy with a decent job and a good dog. I'm a fan of good food and great beer. I'm somewhat of a cynic, but not the lame hipster kind. I'm an outspoken liberal, frequent philosophical pontificator, and occasional meta-humor aficionado.

(Fun fact, I only added that last part to win a bet that I couldn't work pontificate and aficionado into my summary.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a professional cook and part time musician and writer. If you've ever eaten a perfect burger while listening to bluegrass or rock music and reading a critically panned novel, you've experienced a concentrated dose of my typical day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Home cooking, playing a guitar like someone who isn't good at it yet, memorizing trivia to win bar contests, and hopefully impressing women with short paragraphs about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I rarely go more than a month without radically changing my appearance (as you can see by my pictures where I display a shocking amount of facial and cranial hair variety.)

Alternatively, they might notice my winning personality and stunning good looks. Or that I wore two different colored socks that day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Stephen King's Dark Tower Anthology, Tolkien's entire collection, and Haruki Murakami's Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World.

Movies: Dark Knight Trilogy, Goodfellas, Godfather Part 1 and 2, Ghostbusters.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, and Game of Thrones.

Food: Sushi, steamed crabs, bourbon pork with rice, and Yuengling.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog Beatrix,
Football on Sundays,
A decent wifi connection,
My guitar,
Spending time with my sisters and beautiful nieces,
At least one week a year down the ocean.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time imagining my future. Planning vacations, making gift buying lists for holidays, thinking up ideas for new stories.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Honestly if you haven't decided to message me by now, this paragraph won't change your mind. But if you are still on the fence, you should know that I'm extremely wealthy, own a palace in the south of France, and frequently lie in a desperate last ditch effort to impress people.