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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Today – 10:37am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a sarcastic, pop-culture junkie. A sense of humor is my favorite thing. Granted, who doesn't like a good sense of humor. I suppose the better thing to say is that I enjoy a sense of humor that matches mine. Go ahead and check out my favorite movies and shows section for what that means.

This self-summary section is a little too free-form for my liking, so read below if you care to know more and with a little more direction.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in IT. I wish I could say it's more interesting than it is. It's low impact work that pays well and that'll do for now.
I've lived in Louisville all my life except for college. I'm looking to get out one of these days but at the same time, I like it enough to be in no hurry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The word "witty" has been used about me before. I pull away from that because it encourages me to try too hard and tell a lot of bad jokes (but that doesn't stop me from doing so).
I'm good at lists and organizing, which may sound boring to you but I find it fascinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. I have the basic Anglo-Saxon look. Look, I have pictures. They aren't hiding anything. What you notice in those is what you'd notice in person.
Personality-wise, maybe my sense of humor or that once you get me on a topic in my wheelhouse, it's hard to get me to stop talking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll try to stop myself from listing too much.

Books - I could read a lot more than I do. I've been reading a lot of books about TV and celebrity memoirs lately. Some favorites include Harry Potter, 1984, and The Count of Monte Cristo (Fun Fact: I like the abridged version better).

Movies: There's a lot. I think my top 5 has to be Stranger Than Fiction, Superbad, Ocean's Eleven, A Knight's Tale, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Others I like include, Bridemaids, I Love You Man, About Time, The Dark Knight, Star Wars, Inception, Warrior, and so many others...SO MANY.

TV Show - (Current) The Middle, Louie, Hannibal, The Americans, The Leftovers, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Silicon Valley, Veep, Fargo, Mad Men
(Past Favorites) 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Community, Malcolm in the Middle, Cheers, Frasier, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, and MANY others I feel bad for not listing.

Music: Let's face it, there's a lot of music out there and the chances of overlap are low. My favorites are Carbon Leaf, James, Gaelic Storm, and Kelly Clarkson.

Food: I eat more Qdoba than I probably should. I love hot foods (if you know anywhere with good wings, I want that knowledge). I'm not very adventurous about my food but that has more to do about motivation to find it than desire to try.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Until this question adds some parameters, I refuse to answer. One of them would be "something to laugh about" though. There. You get one.

Or how about this. Here's six things that I'm known for my allegiance to:
Coca-Cola, Qdoba, the kind of pen I use, Kelly Clarkson, UK Basketball (but I'm not a dick about it), and bourbon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...a lot of things. I always have a notepad on me. Most of what I write down are jokes or funny observations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bars, friends' houses, seeing a movie. It depends. I guess a typical Friday night involves the realization that I haven't setup anything to do all week, then scrambling to see what people are up to.
I've been trying to go to more comedy shows and I do weekly trivia at a bar with friends religiously. Neither tend to be Fridays, but I'm reading this section as "What are your hobbies outside of work", so that's how I'm answering it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a running tally of all the movies and TV shows I've ever seen.
I like lists.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. want to. I know it's tough coming up with that introductory message and all, but it bums me out when I get messages that only say "Hey, how are you?". It'd be way more fun if you started going on about some random topic even tangentially related to my profile or, hell, give me a riddle. I won't get it right, but it'll yield a way more interesting response than some generic message.
Oh, or point out a grammar mistakes in my profile. I hate those almost as much as proofreading my work.