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acupofjoe916

24 M Forest Hills, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
English major. Saint John's graduate. Love to read and write (wow, that makes me sound happy to be literate). Horribly sarcastic and an all around awful human being.

Come say hello.
What I’m doing with my life
I want to grow up to be Edna Mode from The Incredibles. Yes, I realize how many laws of the universe I'd need to break to make that happen.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I'm hilarious. Really. You're probably laughing right now. Proof.

Also, not dying. I haven't died yet and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told people like my eyes, so maybe that would be it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food is awesome! I eat it. Frequently.

Considering my English major, I've read so many things that I can't possibly have the room to list them.

I frequently go to see movies with friends, so I've watched just about any and every genre out there. Big fan of summer blockbusters.

My ipod is full of a variety of different types of music, from electronic to club to rock to chart topping hits. I generally lean toward older stuff though, usually rock.
The six things I could never do without
Food.
Friends.
Family.
Females.
Fun.
Words that start with "F", apparently.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The gaping plot holes of life, like: How many people on here really go rock climbing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting to take over the world.

Trying not to get caught talking to myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I let the quickmatch automated message start my conversations on here. Yep...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to discuss the dumbest/strangest/best/worst/etc. OKCupid question you answered.

Also, if your name is Meg. The powers of advertising have told me I'm fated to share a Coke with you.