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24 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Italian, French, Spanish, Ancient Greek

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My self-summary
Well, what can I say? I love long walks down a bookstore aisle, whispering sweet nothings in my cat's ear as if she could understand me, dimly lit dinners at Montana--courtesy of Kedai Makan.

I know, I know--I'm totally a catch. Or so my best friend tells me. She's not bias at all, right?
What I’m doing with my life
I sit around at a desk nine hours a day with water/restroom breaks every fifteen minutes (full disclosure: a quarter of those breaks are in front of the vending machine). Sometime in between those breaks, I buy cute, baby gear for a homegrown tech retailer. Looking for a stroller or a car seat? I'm your man. I know the best ones out there! In search of a unique baby shower gift? No worries--I can recommend to you the most bizarre contraptions! Like a strong, durable, and portable cardboard potty (not kidding).

Outside of work, I put on my nicest athletic wear and get sweaty at my trx/barre/pilates/circuit training classes. I always make sure I'm right by the mirror; I need to keep my hair lookin' good. I'll throw in some yoga on weekends so I can say I'm very spiritual.
I’m really good at
I am just bomb dot com at estimating calories. Anyone who tells you pho is only 300 calories is a charlatan--they don't know what they are talkin' bout!

I'm also really good at burying my face in my hands during the scary parts of terrible horror movies. As a rule, I always wikipedia the basic plot so I can plan accordingly.
The first things people usually notice about me
The drawings all over my arms and chest. I had some guy poke needles for several hours, and suddenly there were these beautiful works of art. Still trying to figure out how that happened!!

My coworkers always compliment how nice my hair/outfit/complexion is...but only on mornings that I wake up 10 minutes before the bus comes.

Up until recently, I would pronounce Arkansas as "Ar-Kansas". I grew up in Europe--how was I supposed to know?? Nevertheless, folks found it endearing (I hope).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Love in the Time of Cholera (so ethnic, I know!), The Stranger (I'm such an existentialist), Death in Spring (think 1984 meets American Horror Story), Faithful Ruslan (love dem commies!), The Alchemist (changed my life).

Currently reading: this cool book you've probably never heard of. I'm really sophisticated when it comes to reading. It's called the Hunger Games.

Movies- Prometheus, The Iron Lady, The Tree of Life, the Hunger Games!!!!, Warm Bodies, and White Chicks. I have no shame.

Shows- Parks and Recreation, the Office, American Horror Story, the Walking Dead, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!!

Music- Mumford & Sons, Taylor Swift, James Vincent Mcmorrow, Robert long, Sufjan Stevens, Bon Iver, Taylor Swift, Adele, Taylor Swift, Leonard Cohen, and Taylor Swift.

Food- Anything that will make me seem cultured, like french fries and Berliners. I'm working on becoming vegan, but damn I love me some Hershey's chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
My family (awwww)
The great outdoors. I don't care if I'm allergic to everything.
Spirituality
My journal(s)
My kitty. I could do without the 5am disturbances though...
A nice pen. I'm not going to write with a shitty BIC Round Stick. No bueno!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Feeding the hungry, sheltering the homeless, clothing the naked.

And what I'm going to eat for dinner (yes, even at dinner time).
On a typical Friday night I am
partying the night away with fancy cocktails. I stay out until 11PM! Such a wild child.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a Sunday School teacher. I'm just soooo wholesome.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
the glass is always half full, and if you have no shame singing karaoke in the open bar. If that's you, let's go out for a drink!

Also, I want to meet people who skip a party to finish a questionable documentary...if that's you, let's watch one of 'em!