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ad83181

31 / F / Straight / Single

Baltimore, Maryland

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:05pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I love laughing (occasionally at inappropriate times). I like to talk to people that know different things than I do. I will probably ask a million questions about your job because I really want to know. I will try almost anything. I love to be outside. I could people watch (if you say watch people, it sounds creepy) all day.
I am told by many that I'm one of the more laid back people they have ever met. This is great in a social context, but when it extends into the realm of housekeeping I really wish I were more Type -A.

In order to combat my laziness and love of all food, I attempt to run or go biking a few times a week. Anyone willing to add inspiration here just sign up at the bottom of the page.
What I’m doing with my life
I bought a house a few years ago, and I'm always in the midst of a project, or thinking about what needs to be done next. I installed a glass tile back splash and a slate patio that I'm pretty proud of.
Note: I still have all of my fingers

I've been hiking a lot lately, and try to be outside as much as I can. I'm hoping to go white water rafting and learn to rock climb when it gets a little warmer out.

Also, I have a job that I love.
I’m really good at
Driving...at least I think I am
Parallel parking (see above disclaimer)
Procrastination and/or being 5-7 minutes late to EVERYTHING. It's not purposeful, I swear. It's genetic. My grandmother has been kicked out of many a hairdresser and poker game for the same.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. And my sarcasm.

Apparently when I'm thinking really hard people think I'm either angry or upset. I guess it's just too much work for me and it shows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fiction mostly with some memoirs thrown in. Non-depressing. Usually by someone witty. Tom Robbins and David Sedaris come to mind. Chelsea Handler's books are also quite awesome, if you ask me

Movies: anything stupid. The only movies I can quote are
Zoolander, Dumb and Dumber, Best in Show, The Big Lebowski, Anchorman... You get the idea. It's sad, really.
Any of the Wes Anderson films in the vein of The Royal Tenenbaums
Also, anything psychological. Memento, Secretary, David Lynch films....
I guess they either have to make me laugh or make me think

TV: 30 Rock, Dexter, Weeds, Sons of Anarchy, Shameless, The Wire, Modern Family, Archer, Chelsea Lately, How it's Made (I could watch this all day, every day), getting into Breaking Bad now...

Music: Generally not top 40. Led Zeppelin, Van Morrison, Joe Cocker, Jimi Hendrix, Wilco, Radiohead, The Derek Trucks Band, The Black Keys, Girl in a Coma, Heartless Bastards, Alabama Shakes, anything bluesy, anything with a great guitarist or drummer. I recently developed an appreciation for Pixies but tend to hate most 80's music, ESPECIALLY Journey (although I always find myself singing along to Don't Stop Believin'. I just can't help myself)

Food: All of it. I can appreciate really good food, but something has to be really awful for me to stop eating it.

In case I haven't fully disclosed my classiness yet, I'm pretty sure that a Whopper Value Meal would be my last meal if I had to choose (no cheese, extra pickles).
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
crossword puzzles
my family
my dog
a car I love
interesting conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
traveling around the world and what I would do with my lottery winnings. I also have a need to figure things out. I love knowing how things work.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm a nurse, so I end up working a lot of Friday nights. That also means that any night could be my Friday night, so take that, Friday!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just can't understand how the picture on the tv shows up.....or how I can hear someone through the phone. It's amazing to me. Anyone else?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you can laugh at yourself and you're not high maintenance