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30 M Euclid, OH

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  • Ages 25–40
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Last Online
Today – 2:28am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
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I'm a writer/artist from just outside Cleveland.
I'm always working on articles or novels (usually transgressional or sci-fi stuff). I guess you could say I'm a film buff, David Lynch might be my favorite director. I've got a background in psychology and anthropology. I dabble in Chaos Magick but could explain that better later. i'm tentatively trying this all out.

To best understand me, think of me as the male equivalent to Britta Perry from 'Community' and you're getting close.

Instead of ticking off a random list of this that might compile me, if you have any questions just ask, I'd like to think I'm an open book...

I think it might be better if I list the things I'm not:
-I'm not religious, like, at all.
-I'm not going to gel with anyone who uses the term 'young professional' to describe themselves... gross.
-I'm not conservative, seriously, if your 'tea party' or 'proud redneck' thanks anyway.
-i'm not in doubt of numerous conspiracy theories that may or not be true.
-I'm not into sports or going to Browns games, I get sports and can enjoy them passively but at the end of the day I just don't really care.
-I'm not a big drinker, but can tie one off when the night calls for it.

but I am patient, sometimes happy, sometimes sad, in awe of the world and concerned where its heading. In agreement with everything Tyler Durden said. I'm here for a partner, a peer, a confidant; an equal. (Not to get too 'Ferris Bueller-ian) but life can be a wild ride. I want to share mine with someone good.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A few self-published works aside i'm still looking for the big push, as they say. On the non-fiction side, I covered the last couple elections for a local paper....To pay the bills I work for the city, fixing homes for the elderly and low-income.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
always knowing that one thing to say that I probably shouldn't have. Reading people. Pop culture mental database. being my own toughest critic. Cooking. Writing. self-sabotage. Illustration.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"This dude needs to go shopping", that I don't usually hesitate to speak up if I feel someone is being petty or shitty about people(s), a recurrent thinking smirk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh boy... BOOKS: 1984, Brave New World, Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, Be Here Now, Lullaby, Fight Club, Choke, Lord of the Flies, Valis, Ubik, A Scanner Darkly, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Island, Liber Null, Gems of the Equinox, Secret Teachings of all Ages, I Ching, Dhammapada, Psychedelic Experience, Dune, Le Morte de Authure, Sherlock Holmes.

COMICS: Transmetropolitan, Invisibles, Doom Patrol, Animal Man, Shade the Changing Man, Sandman, Batwoman

AUTHORS: Philip K. Dick, Hunter S Thompson, Chuck Phalniuk, Huxley, Ginsburg, Burroughs, McKenna, Manly Hall.

FILMS: Apocalypse Now, Psycho, 2001: Space Odyssey, Attic Expeditions, Eraserhead, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, Fight Club, Inception, Pulp Fiction, Metropolis, Fistful of Dollars, Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and much more...

MUSIC: Thee Oh Sees, Brian Jonestown Massacre, White Ring, Childish Gambino, Psychic Ills, Jess and the Ancient Ones, Screaming Females, Bjork, Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Black Angels, The Smiths, Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, the Smiths, Blur, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Sonic Youth, much more...

TV: Community, Game of Thrones, Twilight Zone, Arrested Development, Spaced, Breaking Bad, Daily Show, Arrow, True Detective, Cowboy Bebop, ... I mean there's older stuff too but it would just be a laundry list of everything, more or less, i'm sure I've seen it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hnn, notebooks? coffee. stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I like to dream but wish I didn't have to ever sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably writing, or procrastinating around writing. but I still go out when there is something or someone worth going out for. I try not to keep to much routine so who knows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think Stannis Baratheon's life mirrors Kevin Spacy's from 'American Beauty'.
You should message me if
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If any of this seems coherent to you in the least.