Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm incredibly self absorbed, self centered and conceited.
My sh-t smells like apple blossoms.
When I walk down the street people applaud and throw money at me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waxing my back hair.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm in the process of writing a book about my favorite movie, based
on a song about a food show.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Does a 6 pack count as one thing or six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's up with that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Posing in front of a mirror, shooting selfies.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 28–50
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're silly sometimes and appreciate a DRY sense of humor.
You like to roll up the carpet and dance.
You're single and looking for someone to share the great social/art
opportunities that NorCal has to offer.
Your too cheap to pay for Match.com :-)
Thanks for reading and good luck on your search,
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.