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30 Lincoln, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:12am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Just got back to England after living in Melbourne for 2 years, hanging out in London for the Summer and probably longer.

Daniel Kitson is my hero although I think this would make him feel uncomfortable.

I have an obsession with cats that sometimes borders on harassment or at least uncomfortable perseverance.

I look like a cartoon dog when I wear sunglasses.
What I’m doing with my life
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Was originally doing a bit of a world tour but then fell in love with Melbourne and decided to stay for 2 years, now looking to settle in England or go elsewhere.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being out of my depth on a beach.
Being over complimentary
Having a dry sense of humour.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My inability to iron my clothes properly
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books -Crime and Punishment is my all time favourite, really like Kafka, Franzen and Paul Auster too.
Currently reading A Visit from the Goon Squad.

Music - Weezer, Idlewild, Pantera, Explosions in the Sky, The Strokes, The Smiths, Alpine, War on Drugs, British Sea Power, Ride, Teenage Fanclub

Shows - Arrested Development, The Office (both versions), always sunny, Alan Partridge, The Thick of it, Breaking Bad, The Hollowmen

Movies - I love going to the cinema and go every week. A recent favourite was The Infinite Man. All time favourite is Good Will Hunting and love most films by Richard Linklater, The Castle is excellent too!

Comedy - Daniel Kitson, Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, Tim Key, Doug Stanhope, The Bugle
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Strawberry Milkshakes
Dogs sat in the drivers seat of cars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things of no consequence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding around topless listening to Bon Jovi.
You should message me if
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You're fun, want to hang out and are ok with the fact that i'm a geographical mess!

You understand that I thought my username was temporary and could be changed at a later date.