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29 M Brunswick, Australia

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 6:22pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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From the UK but living the admin dream out here in Melbourne.
Due to a mundane job I like to make the most of my evenings, Nova Mondays being a particular highlight.

Daniel Kitson is my hero although I think this would make him feel uncomfortable.

I have an obsession with cats that sometimes borders on harassment or at least uncomfortable perseverance.

I've had 150 cups of green tea in 3 weeks.

I look like a cartoon dog when I wear sunglasses.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being untroubled by the future except for on a Sunday evening when a full scale existential crisis occurs, an hour in the company of Ron Swanson usually takes care of this.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being out of my depth on a beach.
Being over complimentary
Talking my cat out of bad financial decisions.
Self-deprecation to make others feel better. (Or perhaps this should be something I'm bad at)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My inability to iron my clothes properly
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books -Kafka, Dostoevsky, Camus, Wilde.
Anything that's massively pretentious when read with a fancy cake.

Music - Weezer, Explosions in the Sky, Pantera, The Smiths (I've been on the smiths tour in Manchester), Idlewild, Nathan fake, the twilight sad, mogwai, Bon jovi (for a bit of air punching) Pelican, the Dismemberment Plan, Letherette, The National, Fugazi, Texas is The Reason, Orange Juice, BRITISH SEA POWER!

Shows - Arrested Development, Modern Family, The Office, always sunny, community, Alan partridge, the thick of it, breaking bad

Movies - Good Will Hunting, Submarine, office space, in the loop, before midnight

Comedy - Daniel Kitson, Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, bill hicks, Doug Stanhope
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Strawberry Milkshakes
Dogs sat in the drivers seat of cars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the 80's predicted that by now everything would be purple and silver and that the interior of some cinemas has shown this to be partially true.

Why I thought a law degree was a good idea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking beers on the porch in anticipation of the evening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My left ear is not very accommodating of ear phones so it wasn't until I saw Jimmy Eat World live that I realised that they had a bass player.
You should message me if
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You're fun and know of some cool places to hang out!

Want to go to The Astor for film marathons.