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27 Anaheim, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:32pm
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Wants kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New attorney, but you may call me "baby lawyer".

Seeking love, wine, stand up comedy and the meaning of life. In that order.

"I like long walks on the beach, that preferably end in a blowjob...receiving not giving. In fact if you see me giving one, please come help, I'm in trouble". - Kirk Fox

I'm from North Carolina. Also, sports
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pretending to be a criminal defense attorney
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching colds
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I am human man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Magnolia, American Beauty, Casablanca, Annie Hall, The Apartment, American History X, Clerks, Office Space

High Fidelity, 1984, Notes from the Underground, Crime and Punishment, The Great Gatsby, Slaughterhouse Five, A Drink Before The War

Jeff Buckley, Tom Waits, Ryan Adams, Lil Dicky, Childish Gambino, Whiskeytown, Gaslight Anthem

Louis Ck, Hannibal Buress, Patton Oswalt, Marc Maron, Bill Burr

Maron, Arrested Development, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Silicon Valley, Louie, Scrubs, Eastbound and Down, Kids in the Hall
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
all six of my personalities
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did I leave my house with pants on
Do I have a stain on my clothes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once killed a man with a bow and arrow
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Can handle humor, enjoy intellectual conversations, enjoy not being murdered, enjoy nice and genuine people.

Also, I'm great at drunk texting.