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31 Houston, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 25
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For those that go by personality type, I'm INTP:

I explore my own creativity in a variety of ways: I performed stand-up comedy for eight years, I teach comedy defensive driving for the day job, I develop apps for Android devices and I sometimes write fiction.

I've got big ears and I hear like a bat. I'm a good listener... Even when I shouldn't be listening. If you see me staring into space and I make a weird face or laugh to myself, I was eavesdropping and reacting to someone's conversation.

In my downtime, I refuel my creativity with NetFlix, video games, card games and just trying new things whenever and wherever I can. I wander around different coffee shops in my area just to people watch which is a habit I picked up from stand-up. Observe and joke... Or these days, observe and tweet.

I have congenital anosmia. Means I was born without a sense of smell. If you ask me if I smell something, I'll just stare at you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching comedy defensive driving, where the money is currently.
Developing Android apps, where I want the money to be.
Urban adventuring: I'll walk around my neighborhood and park in an unfamiliar area and just wander around, checking out the surroundings... For funsies.
Just trying to enjoy myself in every way possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. Eating pumpkin pie straight from the dish. Drinking out of the carton. Driving except for the verbal road rage. I'm good at the verbal road rage, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physical trait: curly hair.
Personality trait: weird goofiness. A friend once said I am an, "odd fellow."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Novels put me to sleep, but I'll sit down and absorb everything a technical manual has to offer... Usually Android-related.

TV and Movies
I've been a fan of the Flash since I was 14 so I absolutely marathon the new TV series multiple times. I have the 90's series on DVD and watch it when I'm feeling nostalgic.

Via NetFlix: Frequent mix of Cheers, Firefly, Futurama, Scrubs, Supernatural and Star Trek: TNG plus whatever movies that I randomly decide to watch. I was a big fan of Smallville when it was on, but it's not on NetFlix. I have all of it on DVD/BluRay.

Mostly late seventies/early eighties rock. The type of music that's played on Supernatural. And the Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix.

I'll eat anything put in front of me, but I love Chicago-style sandwiches and dogs, fried okra, anything Italian and Pad Thai.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from life's necessities, in order: Truth, friends, creative outlets, comedy, computer, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Android development. I'm currently working on a game and when I find myself idle, my brain starts coming up with ideas for the game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I teach a class from noon to 6pm on Fridays and I have to be up at 7am on Saturday to teach another one so I don't do much on Friday nights. I have a friend that works the taproom at the Southern Star brewery in Conroe so, sometimes, I'll just go sit and hang out up there for awhile. Otherwise, I'm usually at home just relaxing. Sunday is the end of my work week and Monday/Tuesday is my weekend so that's when I go find something fun to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was put in anger management when I was a freshman in high school. Don't worry, it worked (not that I really needed it). I'll tell you the story if you want. Just ask.
You should message me if
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You like that my Facebook profile picture is the Reverse Flash and my cover photo is Commander Keen.

You speak your mind because I can't read it.
You're truthful even when it's hurtful and want the same in return. I won't suffer a liar nor will I be one.
You're punctual. Saying you'll be somewhere at a certain time and not being there just makes you a liar.

But most importantly, if you can answer these VERY important questions:
Miracle Whip or mayonnaise?
Toilet paper: Over the top or under the bottom?
Who is your favorite Scrubs character and why?
BONUS QUESTION (Not important, but you get bonus points for it.): What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Good luck, let the force be with you, live long and prosper and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

Made ya look.