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31 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:07pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Zero tolerance for blatant stupidity, laziness and rudeness. Beyond that, usually very chilled out.

Honest to a fault. It's not meant to be complimentary or insulting. It's just the truth.

I'll try anything once particularly if it kills me. I may try it again if it doesn't.

I don't smoke... Anything. I do drink. Beer of choice is Real Ale's Devil's Backbone. Liquor of choice is Gentleman Jack.

I'm non-religious. Not for or against any religion. It's just not for me. If you try to change my mind, I will mock you. It's intrusive, annoying and judgmental and I'll only respond with hostility. You be you. I'll be me. We'll both be happy.

I also have zero interest in sports. I treat them the same way I treat religion since people in the two groups act pretty much the same way.

I teach comedy defensive driving four times a week as the day job. I develop Android apps on my days off. I usually spend my nights at home, playing some game on my computer or out at a comedy open mic around town somewhere. I host an open mic every Tuesday at Jive Bar and Lounge in Spring, but aside from that I don't actually perform stand-up anymore.

I don't have kids and I'm not really interested in having any. Sure, maybe if the right person came along I might change my mind, but my mindset right now is that I'm not interested.

I don't have any pets, but I also don't have any problems with them.

The only spoken language I know is English. I've been writing code since the 3rd grade so I know a few scripting and programming languages: HTML, CSS, JavaScript, XML, PHP, Visual Basic 6 and Java. I use Java and XML when developing Android apps.
What I’m doing with my life
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I develop apps for Android devices as a side project. Search for "Outsider Entertainment" on Google Play if you want to see what I've done. I'm currently working on a game of which I'm looking for alpha testers.

I work for a comedy defensive driving company as my primary source of income so I tell jokes and try to get people to be better drivers. It pays the bills, allows me to have some fun and I'm kind of like a superhero 'cause I save lives. (*superhero stance*)
I’m really good at
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Writing jokes, writing code and writing punny text messages. Writing in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physical trait: curly hair.
Personality trait: weird goofiness. A friend once said I am an, "odd fellow."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Novels put me to sleep, but I'll sit down and absorb everything a technical manual has to offer. My desk has a few programming books on it, but my nightstand has comic books on it. Usually, something with Deadpool in it.

TV and Movies
Haven't watched anything on cable in a long time. Mostly just NetFlix these days. I'll watch just about any comedy and anything related to comic books. My Recently Watched list typically shows some combination of Firefly, Futurama, Scrubs, Supernatural and Star Trek: TNG episodes along with whatever other random things I find. I saw Guardians of the Galaxy five times in the theater. It's just that good.

Mostly listen to a lot of late seventies/early eighties rock. I prefer music that motivates. Been rockin' the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack ever since I saw the movie.

Generally, anything put in front of me. I enjoy Italian and Chicago-style food quite a bit. I'll go out of my way to get some fried okra or pad thai. When cooking at home, I throw together random stuff from the freezer and pantry and see what happens. It's usually awesome times amazing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from life's necessities, in order: Truth, friends, creative outlets, comedy, computer, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Android development. I'm currently working on a game and when I find myself idle, my brain starts coming up with ideas for the game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
OkCupid asks about Friday because that's the end of the work week and the beginning of the weekend for most people. That's the middle of the work week for me. Friday is my Wednesday so there's nothing special about it. I work and go home. Sometimes, I'll meet up with a friend for a few drinks.

Sunday is my Friday. I work, go home for a shower and a maybe a nap then head over to a neighborhood bar for a few come-down-from-work drinks and chat with the regulars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was put in anger management when I was a freshman in high school. I'll tell you the story if you want. Just ask.
You should message me if
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If you speak your mind because I can't read it.

If you can answer these VERY important questions:
Miracle Whip or mayonnaise?
Toilet paper: Over the top or under the bottom?
Who is your favorite Scrubs character and why?
BONUS QUESTION (Not important, but you get bonus points for it.): What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Good luck, let the force be with you, live long and prosper and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

Made ya look.