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30 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 2
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
There's a misogynistic list of, "50 Things Every Women Should Know About Men" going around. I gave a personal to reply to each of the fifty things. In no way a summary, but gives some insight about me if you really want to read that much. Maybe there's a conversation starter in there:

Honest. Not always a good thing if you're feeling are hurt easily. I don't try to hurt anyone's feelings, but the truth comes out of me like a reflex so I don't take time to sugarcoat it.

I'm very focused when I'm working on anything, but I have as much fun as I can often as I can.

I'll try anything once.

I record a comedy podcast with some friends. We drink beer and make fun of our lives.

I'm non-religious. Nothing against religion; just not essential to my life. If you bring up religion, it's likely the only thing I have to contribute are jokes.

Tried college, but I've never been a classroom learner. I've taught myself various programming/scripting languages in my free time over the years. In my spare time, I develop apps for Android devices.

I don't have any pets, but I also don't have any problems with them.
What I’m doing with my life
I develop apps for Android devices as a side project.

I sometimes perform stand-up comedy. Here's a clip from a set I did at the Comedy Showcase years ago:

I work for a comedy defensive driving company as my primary source of income so I tell jokes and try to get people to be better drivers. It pays the bills and allows me to have some fun.
I’m really good at
Writing jokes and writing code.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physical trait: curly hair.
Personality trait: weird goofiness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Novels put me to sleep, but I'll sit down and absorb everything a technical manual has to offer.

TV and Movies
Haven't watched anything on cable in a long time. Mostly just NetFlix these days. I'll watch just about any comedy and anything related to comic books. My Recently Watched list typically shows some combination of Futurama, Scrubs, Supernatural and Star Trek: TNG episodes along with whatever other random things I find.

Mostly listen to a lot of late seventies/early eighties rock. I prefer music that motivates.

Generally, anything put in front of me. I enjoy Italian and Chicago-style food quite a bit. I'll go out of my way to get some fried okra or pad thai.
The six things I could never do without
Aside from life's necessities, in order: Truth, friends, creative outlets, comedy, computer, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Comedy and Android app development and how to use those to improve my situation.
On a typical Friday night I am
I usually don't get home from work until around 7pm on Friday nights and have to be back up for work around 7am on Saturday mornings so Friday night is usually just a chill-out night for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's nothing private about me. I have no problem sharing the details of my life. Just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to have an actual conversation.

I hate "dating". People pretend to be someone they're not, dress in a way they normally don't, behave in a way they normally don't, go to places they normally don't and participate in activities they normally don't when they go on dates. It's fake which makes it pointless because you don't get to know the real person until six months down the road.

Instead, I have friends. We hang out, we talk, we have a good time. If something more happens, awesome. If not, at least I've got some really great friends.

I understand that because we don't know each other, it's best to break the ice with instant messages, but I prefer to talk face-to-face. Instant messages are just impersonal. Definitely send me a message, but I'd like to sit down somewhere for coffee, a meal or a beer/cocktail/your-drink-of-choice and have a conversation.