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30 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Aug 14
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Honest to a fault. If you're not sure what that means then message me and you'll probably find out.

I'm very focused when I'm working on anything, which is usually stand-up material or Android apps, but I have as much fun as I can often as I can.

I'll try anything once particularly if it kills me.

I record a comedy podcast with some friends. We stopped drinking during it so now we're just angry a lot.

I'm non-religious. Nothing against religion; just not essential to my life. If you bring up religion, it's likely the only thing I have to contribute are jokes.

I don't have any pets, but I also don't have any problems with them... Wait, do roaches count as pets?

If you took that serious then please go away.
What I’m doing with my life
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I develop apps for Android devices as a side project. Search for "Outsider Entertainment" on Google Play if you want to see what I've done. I'm currently working on a game.

I sometimes perform stand-up comedy. Here's a clip from a set I did at the Comedy Showcase years ago:

I work for a comedy defensive driving company as my primary source of income so I tell jokes and try to get people to be better drivers. It pays the bills, allows me to have some fun and I'm kind of like a superhero 'cause I save lives. (*superhero stance*)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing jokes, writing code and writing punny text messages.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physical trait: curly hair.
Personality trait: weird goofiness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Novels put me to sleep, but I'll sit down and absorb everything a technical manual has to offer.

TV and Movies
Haven't watched anything on cable in a long time. Mostly just NetFlix these days. I'll watch just about any comedy and anything related to comic books. My Recently Watched list typically shows some combination of Firefly, Futurama, Scrubs, Supernatural and Star Trek: TNG episodes along with whatever other random things I find.

Mostly listen to a lot of late seventies/early eighties rock. I prefer music that motivates.

Generally, anything put in front of me. I enjoy Italian and Chicago-style food quite a bit. I'll go out of my way to get some fried okra or pad thai. When cooking at home, I throw together random stuff from the freezer and pantry and see what happens. It's usually awesome times amazing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from life's necessities, in order: Truth, friends, creative outlets, comedy, computer, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comedy and Android app development and how to use those to improve my situation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually don't get home from work until around 7pm on Friday nights and have to be back up for work around 7am on Saturday mornings so Friday night is usually just a chill-out night for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There's nothing private about me. I have no problem sharing the details of my life. Just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you speak your mind because I can't read it. Not even if it was plugged into Google Translate. I'm just ladymind-illiterate.

If you can answer these three VERY important questions:
Miracle Whip or mayonnaise?
Toilet paper: Over the top or under the bottom?
NetFlix or movie theater?

Good luck, let the force be with you, live long and prosper and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

Made ya look.