taco_human
25 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
I'm a goofy dude. I like to think of myself as being Andy Dwyer with some of Donna's sassiness, Tom Haverford's pop culture hyper-awareness, and Ron Swanson's love of scotch.

I'm originally from a small town Massachusetts. I studied Film and Creative Writing in college. I'm really into comedy and I'm trying to delve into that scene here in New York (but I'm kind of a newbie, so progress is slow). I tend to laugh a lot, and loudly. I also enjoy it when other people laugh, because it means they have a sense of humor, which means they have emotions and possess the ability to reason logically, which is pretty cool when you think about it. I love to sing, eat, cook, explore, and learn things.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an editorial assistant and national food & drink writer for an online media company in Manhattan. Basically what that means is I write funny lists about food 'n' stuff, and edit other writers' lists of food 'n' stuff. This invariably makes me very hungry.
I’m really good at
Singing, writing, trivia, Super Smash Bros, making people laugh, impressions, meticulously crafting Tweet-sized observations about the mysteries of life.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses and lack of facial hair. It just... won't happen. NOT YET. UGH NOW I HAVE TO GO KNOCK ON WOOD BRB
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is a pretty hefty section, but here goes:

A Song Of Ice And Fire series, Frankenstein, One Hundred Years Of Solitude

The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Spirited Away, Magnolia, Rear Window, North By Northwest, The Royal Tenenbaums, Pulp Fiction, Into The Wild, Fargo, Up, The Dark Knight, Akira, Drive, The Hurt Locker, Being John Malkovich, Bottle Rocket, Jurassic Park, Inglourious Basterds, A Serious Man

Jeopardy!, Adventure Time, Game Of Thrones, Parks And Recreation, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Tim and Eric, Seinfeld, Louie, Futurama, Hey Arnold, Breaking Bad

Bon Iver, Frank Ocean, James Blake, Grizzly Bear, Animal Collective, M83, The Weepies, Kings of Convenience, Yeasayer, Andrew Bird, Kimbra, Phoenix, Justice, Fruit Bats, Phantogram, Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Miles Davis, Zedd, Janelle Monae, Rogue Wave, M. Ward, Panda Bear, Little Dragon, Jamie Woon, Royksopp, Gotye, Arcade Fire, Ray Lamontagne, Jose Gonzalez, Iron & Wine, Father John Misty, The Flaming Lips, Daft Punk, Dawes

And I eat a lot of different stuff, but I particularly enjoy spicy food and soul food.
The six things I could never do without
1. The internet
2. Chocolate almond milk
3. Yelp
4. ~~*~~ mY fRiEnDz ~~**~~
5. Language
6. ... fried chicken.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my next meal will be. Really. An inordinate amount of time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Discovering a new part of the city (and/or drinking beer/whiskey).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once duped in elementary school into trading my holographic Hitmonchan card for a Jigglypuff and a Tentacool. If you were anywhere near as nerdy as I was back then, you'll know that I got the short end of the stick. My self-confidence has barely recovered since then.
You should message me if
You're an ambitious, smart, energetic, silly person who wants someone to share some cool experiences.
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