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25 M Los Angeles, CA

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Last Online
Today – 8:02pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
I'm a Sam Weir at heart but sometimes I come off as more of a Neal Schweiber. Laughing over a beer might be my favorite activity. Sometimes when I'm playing Scrabble I try to feel the tiles to see what letters they are but I NEVER feel good about it afterwards. Unless I get to play a crazy word like banjoist. Then it's alright.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just trying to find a bag of Chicken and Waffle flavored Lays chips somewhere in this damn city.

For actuals though, I just got my dream job writing for a tv show and I could not love it more.
I’m really good at
Receiving backscratches

Throwing things into the garbage from across the room when nobody is looking
The first things people usually notice about me
That I generally don't know where to put my arms when I'm not using them.

Also hopefully my posture, because I've been working on the whole 'stop slouching like a schlub' thing. It's a real battle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones, Mad Men, House of Cards, True Detective, Workaholics, Girls, Freaks and Geeks, Lost, Futurama, Jeopardy, and yes, I'm a straight guy who earnestly watches Project Runway. Tim Gunn is the man.

Black Keys, Zeppelin, Fitz and the Tantrums, Ratatat, Broken Bells, Fleet both -Foxes and -wood Mac, Cake, Zedd, Electric Guest, Van Morrison, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Shakey Graves

David Foster Wallace & George RR Martin

Plain cheese pizza with no toppings because that is the perfect food.

Cabin in the Woods, The Goonies, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You Man, Kill Bill, Cabin in the Woods, Children of Men, Inglorious Basterds, The Sandlot, Mission Impossible 3, The Lego Movie, Cabin in the Woods, Cabin in the Woods
The six things I could never do without
Pretzel Nuggets
Food Trucks
Trivia Night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be more spontaneous. Which sort of defeats the purpose I guess? But I feel like it helps anyway.

Also, Batman.
On a typical Friday night I am
a book smart, street stupid twentysomething.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still have George, a stuffed cow who has lived on my bed since I was <1 year old. Also, I named him George before I knew cows were all girls, so I guess George is transgendered? Which basically means I was the most progressive 1 year old ever
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to go kayaking or learn trapeze or do any of the other ridiculous things Livingsocial keeps peer pressuring me to do. Or if you'd just like to drink St. Germain and champagne and play Power Stone 2 on my kickin' Sega Dreamcast.

Also if you want to show me around, I just moved here from NYC and am in desperate need of an LA sherpa.

And seriously, if you know where those potato chips are don't hold out on me.