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28 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 11, 2013
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I find that the more of these types of things that I fill out, the less interesting I think I am. Suffice it to say, I melt faces with the sheer power of my awesomeness.

If you're an active user and our match percentage is 90% or higher, I'd like to apologize for stalking your profile 15+ times. It's a thing I do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending time with my amazing friends. Playing in a band and all that entails: booking shows, promoting, selling tickets, networking, practicing, writing music and lyrics, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make people scared to follow me at karaoke bars. And I am proficient at all air instruments, not just guitar. Seriously, think of an instrument and I can pretend to play it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bald, bearded, bespectacled, and bloody tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly comics. Also The Two Chucks (Palahniuk and Klosterman), Elmore Leonard, Stephen King, Christopher Hitchens, and Richard Dawkins

Music: I recently decided, after much deliberation, that Bohemian Rhapsody really is just the greatest song ever written in the history of mankind. Other than that, I like metal of the death, tech death, prog, thrash, stoner, sludge, and occasionally black varieties. Late 90's/early 2000's post-hardcore. Jazz. Classic rock. The odd indie rock band.

Movies: Let's go with some directors: Martin Scorcese, Clint Eastwood, Christopher Nolan, David Fincher, Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, Danny Boyle.

What's that? Oh it's food? Yeah, I'll eat that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone, headphones, chapstick, glasses, water bottle, beard comb (don't leave home without it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga WIDDLY WIDDLY chugga chugga WIDDLY WIDDLY chugga WIDDLY chugga WIDDLY WEE
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically, at FNM.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I looked at your pictures before I read your profile.
You should message me if
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You want to strike up a conversation or an argument.