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27 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jun 11, 2013
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I find that the more of these types of things that I fill out, the less interesting I think I am. Suffice it to say, I melt faces with the sheer power of my awesomeness.

If you're an active user and our match percentage is 90% or higher, I'd like to apologize for stalking your profile 15+ times. It's a thing I do.
What I’m doing with my life
Spending time with my amazing friends. Playing in a band and all that entails: booking shows, promoting, selling tickets, networking, practicing, writing music and lyrics, etc.
I’m really good at
I make people scared to follow me at karaoke bars. And I am proficient at all air instruments, not just guitar. Seriously, think of an instrument and I can pretend to play it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Bald, bearded, bespectacled, and bloody tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mostly comics. Also The Two Chucks (Palahniuk and Klosterman), Elmore Leonard, Stephen King, Christopher Hitchens, and Richard Dawkins

Music: I recently decided, after much deliberation, that Bohemian Rhapsody really is just the greatest song ever written in the history of mankind. Other than that, I like metal of the death, tech death, prog, thrash, stoner, sludge, and occasionally black varieties. Late 90's/early 2000's post-hardcore. Jazz. Classic rock. The odd indie rock band.

Movies: Let's go with some directors: Martin Scorcese, Clint Eastwood, Christopher Nolan, David Fincher, Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, Danny Boyle.

What's that? Oh it's food? Yeah, I'll eat that.
The six things I could never do without
Phone, headphones, chapstick, glasses, water bottle, beard comb (don't leave home without it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga WIDDLY WIDDLY chugga chugga WIDDLY WIDDLY chugga WIDDLY chugga WIDDLY WEE
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically, at FNM.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I looked at your pictures before I read your profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to strike up a conversation or an argument.