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28 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 8, 2014
Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly halal
When drinking
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Libra, and it matters a lot
Graduated from masters program
Seeing Someone
Strictly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I do not take this seriously enough. I like almost every academic subject. I also like animals, but not as much as some people. I wish I could keep alive houseplants. I am interested in "alternative" lifestyles. Sometimes I talk too much, but rarely about myself if you can believe that. Sometimes I write even more, and I always find my way into that.

I will ask you questions. You don't have to know every answer. I am searching for something. I am stuck halfway between history and science fiction. I live in and propagate cultural fiction. I want to find the meaning of this. I'll do it with or without chemical aid.

I have a job that allows me a lot of time to read and write. That's mostly what I work on, and I have a long To Do list in each category. I'm not into monogamy, so you shouldn't be either. And if you want a LTR then someone else will probably make you happier than I would. But if you want to have fun, trade secrets, or explore, I might be your man.

And has anyone else had the experience that nobody looking for "New Friends" ever responds to those propositions?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Scatterbrained hobbies and cultivating a new ecological morality.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at avoiding the picture of Pride. This is a catch-22, but I'm a sport. I'm good at grasping nuance and abstract concepts. I'm good at debating. I'm bad at holding grudges, which I think means I'm good at shrugging things off.
And here are three more random things:
I'm good at being Genuine, because fuck fashion.
Drinking margaritas.
Dancing Enthusiastically: Because genius is 99% perspiration.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hopefully big hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Demian, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Jungle, Cat's Cradle, Master and Margarita, Siddhartha, Snow Crash, 1984, The Silmarillion, Violence and Belief in Late Antiquity, Game of Thrones, Infinite Jest, Sex at Dawn, Imagined Communities, American Gods, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle. Currently journeying to the Dark Tower.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, Religulous, Pan's Labyrinth, Alien, all Cronenbergs, Black and White in Color, Yojimbo, Dead Man, Brazil, Sin City, and generally all David Lynch. Horror is my new deal.

TV: Game of Thrones, Firefly, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Caprica, Southpark (one of the smartest shows on TV!), Flight of the Conchords, Twin Peaks, Parks and Rec, Always Sunny, Venture Bros.

Musik: I listen to a lot of different music, but I especially like dream pop, trip hop, electronic, folksy harmonies, big band, girl pop and indie pop. I really like horns and electrons, and great vocals can mesmerize me. Also finally getting into rap and hip-hop after avoiding them for a long time. It's a really amazing experience for me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet
Word Processor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about whether or not Vladimir Putin is the most hilarious world leader. I also think about how to delineate historical periods, about who first tried to eat this stuff??, about the Golden Ass, about when postmodernism will implode, about class warfare, about why people do the things they do, what I should be doing, whether I am vain, whether God is real but maybe elusive, what names I like and don't like, where ideas come from, and NOTHING ELSE.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually sprawled out with a book or movie, but sometimes dancing my pants off. Usually Friday nights aren't really different than other nights to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My panties are pink.
You should message me if
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If you like to share, or you want to ask me questions, if you can give me writing tips, or for any reason that begins with the phrase God bless it, but...

Also looking for a tennis partner. I can't play for shit, but if you'd like to teach me, and/or learn alongside me, hit me up.