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My Self-Summary
Short summary? Not an easy thing to make a summary of myself.
Especially in Russian :) Maybe later.
I would describe myself as a strange person with centrist view, and
wide range of interests. I love Russian, horror and fiction
literature,
scientific
books, and every book that has a really old smell. Really maybe
it's a weird fetish, but I don't care. I spend quite lot of money
on books and old maps.
It's not easy to understand me. I'm interested in religions, but
I'm atheist. I'm in love with
propaganda and
history of
dictatorships, especially Marxist-Leninist world, but I'm a
centrist and a
bit
libertarian. I'm interested in
fiction and fantasies but in my heart I'm truly a
realist. I have strict code of
ethics, but rarely force others to accept it.
Now about the dark side: I'm stubborn, and it's really hard to make
me change my view, that rare case is when I'm wrong.
My nutritional facts: 66% meat and inner particles 12% bones 10%
blood 8% skin 4% brain 0% fat
Editors
Now in Russian
Я ещё нехорошо говорю по-русский, начинал учусь только два года
назад. У меня нет некого говорить в Венгрии.
Я учусь потому что я думаю русский язык очень красивый, и здесь уже
немного люди говорить.
Люблью математику, литературу, историю, старии книги, играть в
теннис.
Now in Hungarian
Majd később írok magyar verziót, csak röviden összegezve:
- furcsa hobbik,
- furcsa gondolkodásmód,
- furcsa izlés.
What I’m doing with my life
Simple dreams for the future: I would like to have 2 or 3 kids with
the best kind of woman I get into a relationship with, I provide
stability and defend my family from dangers as well as I can. I
believe in fidelity and monogamy, if I promise my life to somebody
I expect the same from her too.
city_kitty_phd asked me to
describe more my dream woman. Honestly I have no idea what to
write. The only sure thing is that she must be intelligent, a
person is always a complexity, when I meet somebody, I see mostly
the good things in everyone, therefore I like many kind of people.
Editors
I’m really good at
Mathematics, thinking, science in generally, anything what needs
some fantasy, creativity or dexterity.
Also I can solve the hardest problems quite easy, and solve the
easy problems really hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
First... uncommonly average clothes. I never liked the extreme
clothes on myself. Ladies' duty to dress themselves more
creatively.
Some say I have beautiful hands.
Editors
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
book: Lev and Aleksey Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Orwell, H.G. Wells, H.P.
Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, old scientific works, socialist realist
literature, especially Gorkiy, everything about great leaders and
personalities in history, I don't care if they were considered as
evil or not. My bible: 1984 I read it about 4 or 5 times.
Disarranged and spontaneous list about movies: documentary, all
kind of archive, Tarkovsky, Leni Riefenstahl, Dziga Vertov, absurd
humorous movies, most of classic science fiction. I enjoy very much
all kind of propaganda movies including German, Soviet, Hungarian,
American, Chinese. I like movies like La science des reves. South
Park is also my favourite.
Music: Richard Wagner, Gustav Mahler, Johannes Brahms, Antonin
Dvorák, Béla Bartók, Antonio Vivaldi, Giuseppe Verdi, Sergei
Rachmaninoff. Conductors: Vladimir Ashkenasi, Herbert von Karayan.
I like sort of modern styles, but classics are my love in
musics!
culture: all kind of Eastern-European, Russian, Mongolian, Chinese,
Japanese, English, German, Nordic, Roman, Greek, Egyptian, more and
more, I always get something what I like.
religions: Christian, Islamic, Buddhist, Animist, Polytheist
religions (German, Greek, Roman, Indian), Confucianism.
Sports: playing tennis, kayaking and horse riding, sometimes
running.
food: 50% vegetables, 20% fruits, 20% meat, 10% coffee.
The six things I could never do without
spam, spam, spam, egg, sausage, and spam.
Defend the Earth! This is the only place where you can get
chocolate!
USER MANUAL read carefully!
Thank you for choosing this model of person. This version includes
the advanced feature of Working Module (WM), which guarantees that
this person is willing to work and make money for his future
family, he enjoys both physical and cerebral works. Note that this
person cannot be exposed to extreme emotions, the Empathy Training
Module (ETM) is not included. Exposing to high level of emotions
may cause malfunctions and stop the valuable feature, thinking
algorithm. We are proud to introduce the new and improved Shopping
Module, which is capable of spending money in book store, further
tests required, but the recent tests show that this person cannot
be used for shopping in clothing related stores. Version includes
Entertainment Function, which works regularly on better days, also
includes optimistic parameters. If the person looks frozen, wave
your hands in front of his eyes, to catch his attention, most
possibly he is only thinking. If he smiles during this time, that
means he found out how to rule the world or maybe he is daydreaming
about something. This person includes wide knowledge of random
facts and high performance ability of learning. Also runs a well
working tennis module.
1. The person can NOT read others's minds. He won't find out what
is your problem. Voice or written conversation are required to send
him a problem, and he will attempt to solve it.
2. The person can NOT reincarnate. Don't kill him.
3. The person can NOT dance. This feature can be added to his
repertoire by teaching him.
4. The person can NOT be fed by fast foods, raw meats, and most
snacks.
5. The person requires loyalty, and gives loyalty.
6. The person can NOT watch Hollywood-made romantic movies.
7. The person needs at least 6 hours of sleeping each day.
8. The person won't go to parties each weekend.
violating these points there is a risk of losing the long life
warranty.
Editors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too many things. Life, world, science, ladies, work, future, my
dreams. I'm constantly in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
After dusk comes, I sit at my secret library, and creating
unimaginable magnificent plans to take over the control of the
world! I need only an intelligent woman who will be my missus, and
together we will control the universe!!! MWAHAAHAAA
Isn't it a stupid question? I'm resting, going out with a few
companions, and I hate parties.
Editors
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I may have dirty mind, but I try to force myself behind a civilized
face... hey, who does not have kinky dreams without limits?
You should message me if
you find me interesting, that's weird enough, so surely in this
case I will feel the same.
Message me, because I'm rarely message to others. I explain before
you think otherwise:
I think if the other one (possibly you) has interest in me in first
sight of the profile, there should be more than just viewing each
others' profile. If you, my stalker aren't convinced by my profile
to worth a message, or just a star rate, most possibly we are not a
good match, and I'm not willing to create better image of myself to
make you love me. That's unnecessary lie for you, and can't be kept
up, right?