adiext
37 Berlin, Germany
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My self-summary
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THIS IS A BIT OF A ZOMBIE PROFILE AT THIS POINT, MEANING THAT I'M STILL SLOWLY WALKING AROUND LOOKING FOR BRAINS, BUT IT WILL BE HARD TO CONTACT ME.

I'm also not ashamed to admit that I have a fake female profile on this site as some sort of a reality check. The amount of bullshit is it collects is really amazing. I would like to apologize on behalf of a lot of other men. I'm genuinely sorry.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-n_zk7e0ZU

i´m also an adult and quite nice, despite the general tone of this profile. i am. really!
I’m really good at
not liking people
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Frankly, I find taste is overrated. I don't think less of you as a person if you like the Dave Matthews band or other shitty music, even though it proves you clearly have no functioning ears.
But the fact that I judge you on this makes me an arrogant jerk. It's as if someone is being judged on the mistakes in a foreign language.
So no lists here.

And:
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/073114/i-dont-care-what-you-like.gif
The six things I could never do without
Friend time
Dog time
Alone time
Work time
that slightly awkward but funny feeling you get when you browse okcupid-profiles and stumble across people you know
The absolute bullshit some of you guys write here.. 👌😄
I spend a lot of time thinking about
nothing.

seriously.

I do wonder sometimes how much of this online persona is actually me. But then I remember that it doesn't matter at all and I think about nothing again.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm sorry. It was me. I farted in the church.
You should message me if
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I also would like to meet somebody who has a really high enemy rating (60% or above ) just to see if the algorithm is able to determine if I won't like someone. Male and female welcome. Fistfights are not mandatory.

And most important - If you agree to this:
it's great that apparently all you guys went to macchu pichu and India and whatnot. But this isn't flicker. And vacation pictures have always been boring. Seriously Kids - nobody cares.
And since I'm in rant mode already: MURAKAMI AND KAFKA ARE LEAST COMMON DENOMINATORS. THEY SHOULDN'T BE YOUR FAVORITES! Jesus Christ people, be original!

*wanders offstage cursing and gesturing*
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*runs back on*
oh and one more thing: neukölln is NOT a city! don´t put that as your location. it means you are either too lazy to travel outside of your districts, or simply a pretentious shithead who judges people by the cool-o-meter rating of the district they live in. Like I just did. And yes, there is such a thing as a cool-o-meter.
But no worries. I don't hate you. I'm just bored by you. You know, it's the same thing you heard so many times before: It's me, not you.
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