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28 Rockville, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 16
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Comedy is my favorite thing in the world. I've been known to do stand-up and draw comics.

I've also been into Lindy Hop ever since I moved to the DMV a year and a half ago, and, more recently, blues. I dance at least twice a week.

I stay in shape with weights and cardio. I don't consider myself a meathead, more of a nerd. I bought a book on biomechanics to learn about lifting and how the body works, and there's a lot of math to it.

I play chess to unwind after a long day. There's just something about strategizing that I find relaxing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently an editor at a health and wellness company in Bethesda. I also have a Virginia license in massage therapy pending.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Getting people to laugh
-Anything strategy
-Internet hugs
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes--I have long eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite comics:
Bill Burr
Louis CK
Hannibal Burress
John Mulaney
Kristen Schaal
Jerry Seinfeld
Mitch Hedberg

Music: I like a lot of rock music, the occasional pop song, a lot of electronic music, anything I can lindy or blues to, and most things played on the piano.

Food: I love sushi, a good hotdog, and a good slice of pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) A sense of humor
2) Gym membership
3) Learning
4) Sleeping in on weekends
5) A healthy dislike of Comcast
6) Essential vitamins and minerals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Personal growth
-How I can beat DC traffic
-Where the humor is
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a good social dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was younger, I got scared and couldn't sleep because of an episode of The Muppet Show.
You should message me if
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-You're intelligent
-You love to laugh