There's all these categories to fill out, I still have to summarize? Who's got the time. Besides, can you really judge someone on a summary?

I try to stay busy and have a lot of hobbies that occupy my time. I love learning new things. Right now I'm learning Russian. Привет!

I tend to bounce from interest to interest - one week I could be learning to play guitar, and learning a new language the next.

... making bad puns
... building stuff
... fixing stuff
... breaking stuff
... useless trivia
... coming up with lists of things I'm good at, obviously...

I don't know, I'm not a mind reader. When you meet me, you'll have to clue me in...

Books: Catch-22, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Wikipedia. Working my way through some classic fiction.

Movies: Star Wars, Mallrats, High Fidelity, Monty Python, Sin City, Stranger than Fiction, Rushmore, Young Frankenstein

Shows:
Currently: Futurama, Psych, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Community.
Also love Scrubs, Arrested Development, Firefly, Wonderfalls, Pushing Daisies and Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Music: Pretty much anything played on The Current. Favorites include Pink Floyd, No Doubt, They Might Be Giants, Weird Al, Bjork, Devo, Gorillaz, Cloud Cult, Jeremy Messersmith, and The Flaming Lips.

Food: I like pretty much all cuisines and am open to try anything. John Hardey's and HuHot, and the American Burger Bar are some of my favorite restaurants.

Literally:
Oxygen
Water
Protein
Fat
Essential vitamins and minerals
Human interaction

Weird expressions: "how come," "perfect stranger," "you're welcome," etc... When taken literally, they don't make much sense.

Seeing a show, out on the town, hanging out with friends or quite possibly chilling at home.

If I'm admitting it (on a public website no less), it wouldn't be very private, would it...

you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.