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adorkable_d

26 F Yorktown, VA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm awesome. No, seriously.

I am incredibly silly, but I am probably one of the most focused women you'll ever meet. I laugh a lot. I'm also very adaptable. I've learned to strategically play the hand I'm dealt. I have a three year old son who is the love of my life.

I graduated with my associate's degree in medical laboratory technology in May, which means I get to have a real social life again! I love learning; I'd go to school for the rest of my life if it offered benefits in place of a career. I absolutely have plans to go back and finish my bachelor's in an accelerated program once I secure a job. It took me a long time to figure out what I wanted to study, but I'll never take it for granted, and I expect everyone in my life to respect my passion for education--it's something I plan to instill in my kiddo, too.

I am pretty sarcastic, and I like to think I can be witty. During baseball season, you will constantly find me yelling at the Orioles on TV. It can be kind of painful to be an O's fan, but I have been for my entire life, and that'll never ever change.

In relationships, I am a self-proclaimed fixer; that is, I strive to make things better as soon and efficiently as possible by talking things out and compromising. This has proven to be a downfall in the past. Oh and, I'm an ENFJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Raising a gentleman who will make ladies swoon.
Bartending until my degree is conferred at the end of July, and then throwing myself mercilessly toward the hiring laboratory professionals in the area.
Trying to be as good of a person as my dog thinks I am.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quick math, crossword puzzles, using semicolons, and baking. I've been told I have a pretty singing voice. I make a few pretty tasty shots. Also, I can 'Name That Tune' pretty quickly. And I will whoop your butt at Jeopardy and/or Wheel of Fortune.

On a less superficial note, I'm pretty awesome at making confusing things understandable, making the best out of situations, and using logic as a weapon.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically, my eyes or hair. My tattoos tend to be a conversation starter.
Mentally, my intelligence and humor, and how outgoing I am. I'll talk to just about anyone. This comes partly from being in the bar business for so long. You learn to pretend that everyone is interesting. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like books about science, of course, and I enjoy social commentary (think Chuck Klosterman). I have a few fiction favorites that have stuck with me for years, but I usually read non-fiction now. Textbooks are about all the reading I've been doing lately.

Movies are all over the place for me. Except horror flicks. I'm a total scaredy-cat.

TV: Game of Thrones, but I don't have HBO so I tend to be behind on it. I don't really have many favorite shows anymore, now that Breaking Bad and House are both off the air. I watch Food Network a lot to try to learn how to make better food (I grew up picky as shit and my parents allowed it, which blows my mind...I'm getting better every day at cooking new things). I love Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy (as mentioned above--I will totally annihilate you in either) and The Price is Right, because I'm actually 80 years old. And who doesn't love an SVU marathon?

As far as music goes, I mostly listen to folky/acoustic stuff and indie rock, but I bounce all over the place from Aesop Rock to Sam Cooke. It all depends on my mood.

I love food. I'll eat pretty much anything that tastes good. I don't eat seafood, though, because of a shellfish allergy that is pretty severe, so I stay away from anything that might contain it. I tried a single bite of crabcake one time and was heartbroken over how delicious it was, but then my teeth and throat started itching and it was not pretty. Haha.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son.
My iPad.
Water. I finally drink enough water to be considered hydrated on a daily basis, and holy crap how was I living before this?!
My circle of friends, because they are the best in the world.
Beer, especially the dark stuff.
A sense of humor. I would have gone completely insane by now if I wasn't able to laugh at everything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. I'm a true opportunist, so I think about the ways I'm going to make my life amazing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working (ohh, the life of a bartender).
Or at home with my kid.

On Sundays and Mondays, I am usually out and about drinking a few beers with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep with my mouth wide open and I tend to drool. Sexy.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you know how to have a great time, but also when to be serious.

...you're going to think my "nerding out" about things I do in the hospital is cute. Seriously. I get overly excited about infectious diseases. Humor me. I'll tell you all about the time I ran electrophoretic gels on my own DNA to find out my HLA phenotype. :)

It's important that you recognize that you will need to be a good influence on my little guy. If you're going to play a major role in my life, you will meet him at some point. I won't force it on you. But if you don't think you can handle it, you probably can't.

If you're looking for good conversation that goes beyond the internet and you are turned on by intelligence, then message me. I'm up for meeting anyone. As long as you aren't a weirdo who has slept with his cousin because he'll "sleep with anyone with whom there is a physical attraction". I met one of those guys once. Never again.

I put long-term and short-term dating as well as friends on this because I honestly don't have any idea how I feel about something serious right now. I'm not going to refuse it if it falls into my lap, but I'm not exactly scouring the planet for my future husband.