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adorkably_yours

53 Peoria, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 43–88
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
dot-dot-dot-dash-dash-dash-dot-dot-dot!

Help! I fear I'm one of those "crack people", as in "falling through the...". Please, save me from the crack! I am a low-mileage woman seeking a man who practices impeccable oral hygiene (Floss and I'm yours!). I am emotionally stable, hopelessly normal and non-flakey. I have fun every day, and am equally at ease dressed for dinner and symphony as I am playing poker in your pajamas. I am seeking someone with whom to enjoy some of life's pleasures. I want to hold hands; I want to slow dance. I want to make out, dammit! Let's make each other smile. I adore men and want to spend some time with one before I'm too feeble to remember who gets tied up! I am a woman who revels in her femininity. I love to look glamorous and sexy for a man. I like to change my look to suit my mood. I am a box of chocolates with nice stems.

I am nerdy, decisive, and sane
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, practicing, a lot of goofing off... but to be serious, I am gainfully employed and love what I do almost every minute of the day; that is, I avoid unpleasantness whenever possible - I am truly drama-free. I am keen on attaining absolute physical perfection but in the meantime I will settle for this absolutely average and somewhat lush physique.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, drawing, laundry, cooking. I have an uncanny and extremely useless talent for mimicking people's laughs and walks... seriously, you should see my "Peggy"... and my "Clayton" is beyond compare. I am a socially adept person, but I also cherish my solitude. I have my own identity, opinions and cash flow... and a dazzling assortment of high heels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lack of a goiter. And my deep dark brown eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Dictionaries, encyclopedias, reference manuals, Books about books, words, language. I'm slightly addicted to Portnoy's Complaint and this ragged Italian cookbook I bought for a dime.

I like movies but I never find the time - I just saw To Kill a Mockingbird and fell madly in love with Gregory Peck.

I love Indian food, Pakistani food, Barbecue, Greek food and Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Cereal. Really, I'll eat almost anything besides a beet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, my pets... dental floss, reddit, The Daily Show, books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Yeah... but do they know how to kiss...?"

Oh a serious note, I have been ruminating for some time about a line from The Bhagavad Gita - "Want is the father of all misery." I'd love to discuss this theory while drinking dirty martinis with someone who smells really nice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or out seeing a (preferably) Blues band, or at home reading/goofing off at my computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have one rogue toenail that I have to whip into submission.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I like unique, offbeat, sensitive, smart, kind and complex men who possess a healthy ego and know their own minds. Tell me about your best quality, what makes you laugh, a guilty pleasure.
I'm really not looks oriented. That said, I do not underestimate the importance of 'chemistry'. Do you have a lovely smile and nicely cared-for hands? Do you like simmering extended eye contact? I would love to meet someone with whom I can share true intimacy.

If you're a deep-thinker with a penchant for genuinely soulful, silly, deliriously passionate and somewhat intellectual women, please seek my attention. Thanks so much for reading my long profile, I hope it was worth it :)