Help! I fear I'm one of those "crack people", as in "falling through the...". Please, save me from the crack! I am a low-mileage woman seeking a man who practices impeccable oral hygiene (Floss and I'm yours!). I am emotionally stable, hopelessly normal and non-flakey. I have fun every day, and am equally at ease dressed for dinner and symphony as I am playing poker in your pajamas. I am seeking someone with whom to enjoy some of life's pleasures. I want to hold hands; I want to slow dance. I want to make out, dammit! Let's make each other smile. I adore men and want to spend some time with one before I'm too feeble to remember who gets tied up! I am a woman who revels in her femininity. I love to look glamorous and sexy for a man. I like to change my look to suit my mood. I am a box of chocolates with nice stems.
I am nerdy, decisive, and sane