Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Help! I fear I'm one of those "crack people", as in "falling
through the...". Please, save me from the crack! I am a low-mileage
woman seeking a man who practices impeccable oral hygiene (Floss
and I'm yours!). I am emotionally stable, hopelessly normal and
non-flakey. I have fun every day, and am equally at ease dressed
for dinner and symphony as I am playing poker in your pajamas. I am
seeking someone with whom to enjoy some of life's pleasures. I want
to hold hands; I want to slow dance. I want to make out, dammit!
Let's make each other smile. I adore men and want to spend some
time with one before I'm too feeble to remember who gets tied up! I
am a woman who revels in her femininity. I love to look glamorous
and sexy for a man. I like to change my look to suit my mood. I am
a box of chocolates with nice stems.
I am nerdy, decisive, and sane
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, practicing, a lot of goofing off... but to be serious, I
am gainfully employed and love what I do almost every minute of the
day; that is, I avoid unpleasantness whenever possible - I am truly
drama-free. I am keen on attaining absolute physical perfection but
in the meantime I will settle for this absolutely average and
somewhat lush physique.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, drawing, laundry, cooking. I have an uncanny and
extremely useless talent for mimicking people's laughs and walks...
seriously, you should see my "Peggy"... and my "Clayton" is beyond
compare. I am a socially adept person, but I also cherish my
solitude. I have my own identity, opinions and cash flow... and a
dazzling assortment of high heels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lack of a goiter. And my deep dark brown eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Dictionaries, encyclopedias, reference manuals, Books about
books, words, language. I'm slightly addicted to Portnoy's
Complaint and this ragged Italian cookbook I bought for a
I like movies but I never find the time - I just saw To Kill a
Mockingbird and fell madly in love with Gregory Peck.
I love Indian food, Pakistani food, Barbecue, Greek food and Cap'n
Crunch Peanut Butter Cereal. Really, I'll eat almost anything
besides a beet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, my pets... dental floss, reddit, The Daily Show,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Yeah... but do they know how to kiss...?"
Oh a serious note, I have been ruminating for some time about a
line from The Bhagavad Gita - "Want is the father of all misery."
I'd love to discuss this theory while drinking dirty martinis with
someone who smells really nice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or out seeing a (preferably) Blues band, or at home
reading/goofing off at my computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have one rogue toenail that I have to whip into submission.
You should message me if
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I like unique, offbeat, sensitive, smart, kind and complex men who
possess a healthy ego and know their own minds. Tell me about your
best quality, what makes you laugh, a guilty pleasure.
I'm really not looks oriented. That said, I do not underestimate
the importance of 'chemistry'. Do you have a lovely smile and
nicely cared-for hands? Do you like simmering extended eye contact?
I would love to meet someone with whom I can share true
If you're a deep-thinker with a penchant for genuinely soulful,
silly, deliriously passionate and somewhat intellectual women,
please seek my attention. Thanks so much for reading my long
profile, I hope it was worth it :)
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