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38 West Hollywood, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:12am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Swahili (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My life philosophy in a nutshell: .. -- life is absurdly short. In a blink you're going to be 90 and wonder what the hell happened. Practice savoring it. Beauty is in the now.

My favorite word is V'Ivre. It's French vernacular meaning 'intoxicated by life'.

Get (and spread) all the joy, laughter, mischief, positivity, pleasure, and LOVE you can.

Appreciate and thoroughly enjoy the simple pleasures in life.

It astonishes me how everyone adds pain and suffering to their lives by their own volition, completely unnecessarily. That stuff will come, on it's own, no matter what. That's life. And it's enough to deal with. No need to pre-empt difficultly with your own added BS. I find unnecessary drama repellant. Such a waste of precious time.

There is nothing sexier than a well-developed sense of humor. It reflects a high level of intelligence and wisdom.

Be charming and witty, and down comes the draw-bridge.

Have heart, warmth, and vulnerability, and I'm in trouble.

If it's anything to do with art, nature, or science.. I'm down. I love to be intellectually, creatively, emotionally stimulated. I nerd out on poetry, literature, cosmology, astronomy, biology, evolution, philosophy, and history.

I work out hard 5 days a week. I'm trying to get my body as strong as it can (naturally) be. It's fun. And *$#%ing challenging. I'm using the ancient greek ideal physique as a target. I'm almost there. :) (I just saw the David and the other great Renaissance sculptures in Florence - Michelangelo was a bad-ass rock star. Seeing the David in person literally makes you gasp.)

My ideal woman is soulful, authentic, huge-hearted, funny, charming, genuine, easy-going, intellectual, curious, considerate, honest, brave, and above all, kind.

I'm really good peeps.
You be too.

“Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up. And when it happens that you are broken, or betrayed, or left, or hurt, or death brushes near, let yourself sit by an apple tree and listen to the apples falling all around you in heaps, wasting their sweetness. Tell yourself you tasted as many as you could.” - Louise Erdrich (The Painted Drum)

“If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill them to break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good, and the very gentle, and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too, but there will be no special hurry.” - Ernest Hemingway

"They danced down the streets like dingledodies, and I shambled after as I've been doing all my life after people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones that never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'" - Jack Kerouac (On the Road)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I get paid to be a child.
It's a WAY cooler job than yours.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, my ass, of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The LA Times, The Week, The New York Times, Cummings, Hemingway, Dostoevsky, Wilde, Watts, Joyce, Proust, Tolstoy, Chekhov, Gibran, Blake, Yeats, Campbell, Ermerson, Thoreau, sedarisa, Vonnegut, Sallinger, Rushdie, Nabokov, Bukowski, Thompson, Kerouac, Robbins, Paine, Darwin, Ingersoll, The Oxford Dictionary, Big Willy Shakespeare, The Joy of Lesbian Sex

Shame, Last Tango in Paris, Chinese Box, Damage, Raise the Red Lantern, The Unbearable Lightens of Being, Life is Beautiful, Harold and Maude, Panic in Needle Park, The Last Picture Show, Alien, Kramer vs. Kramer, Lost in Translation, Annie Hall, To Kill a Mockingbird, E.T. Casablanca, Trainspotting, West Side Story, It's Wonderful Life, A Woman Under the Influence, Opening Night, Easy Rider, Young Frankenstein, Up in the Air, Dancer in the Dark, Johnny Dangerously, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Star Wars, Bullets Over Broadway, Moulin Rouge, Better Off Dead, The Conversation, Buffalo 66, Ed Wood, All That Jazz, Lost Boys, Midnight Cowboy, 8 1/2, Mullholland Drive, My Own Private Idaho, Happiness, Secretary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Kids, Basquiat, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, The Ice Storm, Before Night Falls, The Jerk, Notorious, Breaking the Waves, Naked, Broken Flowers, In America, Dogville, Elephant, Adaptation, Restoration, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Waking Life, Lolita, A Clockwork Orange, Brazil, Gattica, True Romance, The Man With Two Brains, A Christmas Story, This is Spinal Tap, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

CBS Sunday Morning, Charlie Rose, 60 Minutes, Bill Moyers, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Louie, Cosmos, South Park, Flight of the Conchords, Bored to Death, SNL, Top Gear, Peep Show, Deadwood, Six Feet Under

Leonard Cohen, Magnetic Fields, Chance The Rapper, Daft Punk, Sharon Jones, Carolina Chocolate Drops, Mississippi John Hurt, St. Vincent, Nina Simone, Tom Waits, Neko Case, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Lykke Li, Bjork, The Do, Neko Case, Adele, Amy Winehouse, Edith Piaf, Lou Reed, Heartbeats, Massive Attack, Muse, Marina and the Diamonds, Radiohead, Sneaker Pimps, My Bloody Valentine, Jack White, Florence and the Machine, PJ Harvey, The Ramones, Van Morrison, Stevie Nicks, Sia, Willie Nelson, Woody Guthrie, The Beatles, Hank Williams, Tom Petty, Pink, Weezer, David Bowie

Tomatoes, onions, garlic, herbs, spices (I'm Italian, for fucksake), red wine, dark chocolate, 420, bourbon, kale, blueberries, green tea
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
mad passion
fast fashion
luscious tits
rapier wits
poetic notions
unstable emotions

.. and Bill Murray
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
old video games
stewardess exgirlfriend doppelgangers
psuedo self aggrandizement
spontaneous combustion
wEEble wObbles
rock'em sock'em robots
old people in love
the examined life
amputee midget prostitutes
your mom
getting your mom drunk
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"No one is more romantic than a cynic." - Nora Ephron
You should message me if
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.. you have a heart the size of a small planet, you're disconcertingly smart, wickedly funny, preternaturally gorgeous, and some kind of unidentifiably rabid creature in bed.

It could happen.


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