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44 Baltimore, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:20am
Straight, Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of space camp
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quirky loner, prone to laughter and silliness as well as sarcasm, small acts of kindness, with occasional bouts of intense creativity.

I was on the fence about the laughter part since every other profile I read says "I love to laugh." L.D.O- doesn't EVERYONE love to laugh? I mean, have you EVER met someone who said, "Oh, fuck laughter. I hate laughter. I hate fun." Yeah, I didn't think so.

I dream of going to the Outer Hebrides. I want to see Skara Brae and climb Dunadd again.

I want to learn to weld, sew, knit, and speak Gaelic.

(Recently have begun to learn Gaelic.)

When in the mood, I paint my car, the walls, and furniture. I read, snuggle with dogs, nap, drink tea, worry about my perennials, use too many ellipses, and wish I could listen to all the Radio4 programs ever made.

I like to work out- and by "work out" I mean take naps and watch stuff on Netflix.

Sadly, unlike many of on here, I do not do:
practice ethical nonmonogamy (I'm just not that hip) skydive, run marathons, eat sushi, rock climb, photograph myself at Stonehenge, Machu Picchu, or the Taj Mahal. I do have a picture of me hanging over the cliff at Dun Aonghasa and if you didn't have to google what that is, we should definitely talk.

I'm a niche market and I'm totally fine with that.

I've got a weakness for big, bearded, geeky guys and it is annoying how that is a thing now.

I miss OKC journals so much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a kickass special educator. I love what I do and I can't imagine doing anything else.

Dog wrangling.

Losing my reading glasses.

Watching Ancient Aliens for comedic purposes.

Attempting to make things in my crockpot and eating better. I miss Five Guys.

Herding dust bunnies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Accumulating books, noticing the absurd, subversive craft projects, avoiding crowds.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and this seems to scare most guys.

I'm not laid back. I'm animated, intense, iconoclastic, and tangential.

I'm adorable in a terribly awkward and dorky way. Despite this, I have been called teh secksie but I really don't see it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: yes please- lots and lots...mostly history and historical fiction, or books on how to help kids read gooder. I've also recently gotten into medieval mysteries.

Movies: I'm a sucker for all the 80s movies that have entered our collective consciousness like the original Star Wars trilogy, brat pack flicks, Bladerunner (director's cut), old ones like Casablanca, Breakfast At Tiffany's, and Gone With The Wind (Yankees at Tara!)

Shows: on a UK crime kick: Foyle's War, Broadchurch, Hinterland. I also love The IT Crowd, Psych (RIP to both of those), The Mindy Project, The Daily Show (where I get my news when not listening to NPR or BBC World Service) and reruns of Law and Order.

Music: Kate Rusby is my savior. It used to be Morrissey when I was 19. Sometimes it was Shane McGowan. If you didn't have to google those, we should talk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books, friends, tea, coffee, podcasts from across the pond, comfortable bras
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many guys still pull the fade away instead of Using Their Words like grownups.

Why grown ass people use emoticons in their profiles... or even worse LOL. I see that in a profile and I run screaming for the "hide" button. "down to earth and laid back" > emoticons > LOL.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out in the local Barnes and Noble moving all the bibles to the Fantasy section.

Catching up on podcasts on my laptop while I embroider.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I met Lewis Black at a book signing and I told him that I wanted to have his angry baby.
You should message me if
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You think you could be the Mulder to my Scully. hate fun.

And please in the name of sweet baby Jesus no 20something guys. I'm so over entitled selfish boys who think the whole cougar thing is cool.