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45 Baltimore, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

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Straight, Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Oh my god, I just don't fucking care anymore. I'm over 40, my boobs aren't as perky as they used to be, I am starting to get a double chin so I have to stick my fucking head up in pictures, and my ass isn't as tight as a 20 year old's, but I don't use "like" nearly as much as they do in conversations.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to use the word "shitweasel" more often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Accumulating books, noticing the absurd, subversive craft projects, avoiding crowds spending too much time on imgur.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not laid back. I'm animated, intense, iconoclastic, and tangential.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nobody reads this part. As you need to know is that if you think being gluten free makes you special, everyone thinks you are a twat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, air conditioning, Netflix, clean underwear, naps, and kittens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'd rather die alone than date most of the people I've met on this site.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out in the local Barnes and Noble moving all the bibles to the Fantasy section.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I met Lewis Black at a book signing and I told him that I wanted to have his angry baby.
You should message me if
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