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aduirne_

44 Baltimore, MD Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 35–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quirky loner, prone to laughter and silliness as well as sarcasm, small acts of kindness, with occasional bouts of intense creativity.

I have an stupid amount of: books, action figures, Halloween decorations, Converse low tops, sharpies, post its, sea shells, and Star Wars t-shirts. Recently, I purchased a boombox with a cassette player because vinyl is just sooo mainstream.

I drive an artcar that I hand painted.

I'm a special educator. Recently a second grader with autism told me that he "felt sexy" and began twerking. I love my job.

My sense of humor and outlook on life can be summed up by this

At some point I wonder whether or not I will accept that I am supposed to just be single forever...but I miss
-someone reading to me in bed
-someone who just listens when I've had a crappy day
- someone who can just sit in the same room without necessarily feeling the need to talk.
-journals on okcupid- they were the best feature this crappy site had and the asshats at match.com who bought okc out took them away.

Yes, reading matters. To quote John Waters:

“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them.”
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging out in bookstores, thriftstores, crafty places, libraries, watery places, stone circles, dive bars, old cemeteries, and museums are all pretty fantastic.

Being klutzy. Recently I began doing Yoga because I have a bad back...and I hurt my back. I've also hurt a rib in my sleep. Jesus, who does that?

I recently discovered contra dancing and it's a blast
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding humor in the mundane or unnoticed and then being terribly amused.

Motivating my students to try sounding out the word one more time...and then busting out my Severely White Person dance moves to celebrate when they finally get it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall. For some reason people feel the need to tell me this in case I didn't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy Middle Eastern and Indian food. Condiments such as ketchup are an affront to god.

Music: If it has uilleann pipes, I like it. Kate Rusby is always playing at work when my students aren't in the room. I also still love The Smiths even though Morrissey is kind of an asshole.

Books: I like historical fiction especially books on the Black Death in 14th century Europe or Tudor England.

TV: I get my comedy from Fox News and my News from The Daily Show.

Podcasts: anything by BBC Radio 4, This American Life, The Infinite Monkey Cage, Radiolab, and Startalk. My new favorite is Serial.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee and books. If you put something like "my iphone" in this section, kill yourself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you meet a vegan who is a marathon runner, which one will he bore you with first?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting thrown out of Target for drunk and disorderly behavior. Getting thrown out of Barnes and Noble for moving all the bibles to the Fantasy section. (no, I have not done the first thing and I've not been thrown out for the second)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear men's briefs from Kmart because they don't give me wedgies.

I refer to myself in the third person when I talk to my dogs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you are SINGLE and the idea of hanging out with a somewhat squishy, sometimes artsy, often witty 40 something chick who has the sense of humor and casual wardrobe of an 11 year old boy appeals to you.

... ownership and wearing of kilts are a big plus.

...you want to go contra dancing.

...you have nothing else better to do.

...you hate fun.